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• While You Were Sleeping: Lookin' For Asian Women

  The new exhibit on sex and politics opened at the Kinsey Institute at the University of Indiana. Ex-NBA star Kevin Johnson's run for the Mayor of Sacramento may be in jeopardy after it was revealed he (may have) used AmeriCorps members that were working with his nonprofit do personal errands for him. Oh, and there is the whiff of sex, too. You'll never guess which celebrity is converting to the Jewish faith to please his girlfriend... Read More... Posted Sep 29 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: missed connection, asian fetish, jail, playboy, basketball, Colin Farrell, credit, hugh hefner, celebrities, exhibits, artists, bankruptcy, painting, irish, jewish, catholic church, indiana, british, student teacher sex, playboy bunnies, acting, principals, playboy mansion, nba, kinsey

• While You Were Sleeping: The Playboy Selection Process

  When in Atlantic City, it's probably best not to approach total strangers about marijuana purchases: Police said the drug deal went sour when the man took them to a desolate road in Egg Harbor Township near the Atlantic City International Airport, pulled and gun and forced them to strip before dumping their purses and robbing them.  Every time Obama speaks, an angel... has an orgasm? How does Hugh Hefner choose his Playboy bunnies? Read More... Posted Sep 16 2008, 09:07 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: art, playboy, Barack Obama, al franken, hot or not, hugh hefner, scarlett johansson, angelina joile, minnesota, amy poehler, artists, painting, damien hirst, millions, playboy bunnies, sexy photos, cleavage, real or fake, katherine mcphee, shark, maternity

• Vegas Presents The Erotic Heritage Museum

  A few weeks back, The Erotic Heritage Museum, dedicated to porny art, opened in Las Vegas.  Now that we've had time to look over some of its exhibits, we present a full rundown for your titillation... Read More... Posted Aug 18 2008, 11:17 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sex, nevada, museums, artists, art porn, las vegas, museum of sex

• Apparently, A Naked Woman Is Automatically Lewd And/Or Erotic Now

  Do you consider this obscene? Not the pictures specifically, but the Venus sculpture itself, which had been situated at Woorim Beach on Bribie Island in Queensland, Australia... Well, the Mayor thought so, overruling his own City Council, which put it there. His quotes and the local reaction, simultaneously hilarious and sad after all we've been through as a single human race... Read More... Posted Aug 13 2008, 10:32 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: wtf, sculpture, censorship, australia, children, naked people, artists, art porn, naked women, beaches

• Dog Sh*t Art Piece Floats Away, Lands In Children's Home

  Only July 31st, an exhibit by American artist Paul McCarthy floated away from the grounds of a Switzerland museum, its curators admitted yesterday. Before it could be grounded, the art piece, entitled "Complex Shit," had smashed a greenhouse window, brought down a powerline, and scared the, um, shit out of the locals... Read More... Posted Aug 12 2008, 11:21 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: dogs, art, funny, exhibits, artists, shit, turd, vomit, swiss, switzerland

• Artist's Penis Commits World's Largest Indecent Exposure

  Unfortunately for lovers of the penis, the actual artifact is not the largest penis ever publicly exposed: it's the size of the penis once it becomes the subject of Jaime del Val's Madrid artwork... Read More... Posted Jul 25 2008, 10:30 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: porn, indecency, weird, artists, penises, Spain, art smut, art porn, indecent exposure, madrid

• Magazine Fights Censorship With Nude Six-Year-Old Cover Girl

  An Art Monthly Australia cover that starred a nude six-year-old girl, an attempt to protest child pornography laws that some consider "artist censorship," has been deemed criminal and sent to the Australian Classification board... of censors. Read More... Posted Jul 07 2008, 09:01 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: child pornography, censorship, australia, magazines, artists, child abuse, child porn, art smut, art porn

• Art Apparently Has Nowhere Else to Go

  No, he's not painting with his wanker exposed. He is painting with his wanker. Read More... Posted Feb 20 2008, 01:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: art, sex, penis, australia, naked bodies, Picasso, Sydney, artists, Pricasso