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  • Sloppy Seconds: Special Pregnancy Edition

    We were trying really hard to not think too much about Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy. Really hard. But we can't get away from it. It's everywhere. Kind of like global warming: we can't really see it yet but everyone is talking about it and we know it's out there and that it's real and that someday it will affect us. Someday we will be filling the pages of Scanner with tales of Jamie Lynn and her baby and her baby daddy like we once did (and will probably continue to do) with Britney. But does the world really need or deserve this right now? No. Either way, it's happening, and there's nothing we can do to stop it. In fact, we're pretty sure that everything stopped happening everywhere so there would be no news to interfere with this the most breaking and important of all news, except you know, all the other pregnancies. So, we have to sit back and take it all in. Thus we bring you a special Pregnancy Edition of Sloppy Seconds.

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  • Jamie-Lynn Spears Officially Pregnant; Lynne Spears Officially World's Worst Mom, Y'all!

    From MTV.com:

    Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney's sister, is pregnant, the 16-year-old told OK! magazine. The father is her longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge, she said. "It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," Jamie Lynn Spears, who is 12 weeks along in her pregnancy, told the magazine for its new issue, which hits stands this week.

    [...]
    Lynne Spears also commented on the news, saying, "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

    Jamie Lynn, a high school junior, reportedly plans to raise the baby in Louisiana, her home state, "so it can have a normal family life."

    Good luck with that one!



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