

Breaking News: Governor Bill Richardson has admitted to an extra-marital affair.
Oops! Our bad, he's the Governor of New MEXICO, not New YORK.
Breaking news: Today, Governor Bill Richardson, who once ran against Obama for the Democratic nomination, endorsed his former opponent, whom he calls an "extraordinary
American," who will "make a great and historic president." OK. Very
exciting. But the real news is about Richardson's other big move: "his
extraordinary" new beard and his "great and historic" facial hair
hotness improvement act.
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