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• Scanner Highs and Lows: In Which Our Minds Are Blown

  Bleebloobloop. So much happened this week our brains are on overload. We're about to crash. Go see for yourself what we mean. Read More... Posted Jun 27 2008, 06:27 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, dogs, amy winehouse, highs and lows, balls, sex tapes, ashley alexandra dupree, bears, rape, supreme court, mini me, george carlin, cockroaches, scanner emily's personal problems, dmx, princess bride, mastrubation, haiku

• Crush of the Week: Vivienne Westwood's Bear

  In the recent runway show for her Spring-Summer 2009 menswear collection, designer Vivienne Westwood used some seemingly normal looking dudes as models. And by normal looking we mean men with tattoos, some that looked like they have drug problems, some with really bad hair and, uh, one bearded man in a little pink track suit. And then there was a bear. Read More... Posted Jun 25 2008, 11:42 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: crush of the week, beards, bears, burly bearded men

• Scanner Storytime: Betsey Does Bear Bone, And a Vicar, Too

  Thanks to everyone who contributed to Scanner Storytime, in which we asked you to help us write a dirty story, and especially to Baron Von Monkeychow for ensuring we all have some hilarious one-handed reading this weekend. Find the complete story of Betsey, a busty blonde and her two new friends, after the jump. Read More... Posted Apr 11 2008, 05:03 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: boners, animal sex, bears, scanner storytime, bareback

• More Crap From Japan That We're Losing Our Sh*t Over: The Kung Fu Bear

  This is Claude, an Asiatic Black Bear who lives in a Hiroshima zoological park. According to the video's description:   Read More... Posted Apr 07 2008, 04:27 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: japan cannot be stopped, kung fu, bears, animals fighting

• When Panda Porn Just Won't Do, Bring in the Bears

  As Scanner Katie mentioned yestrday, panda bears are cute—so cute that they just want to cuddle with each other and whisper sweet panda nothings across their bamboo pillows. But in order to keep the panda population up, they need to copulate. Considering there are only about 1,600 giant pandas left in the wild, desperate scientists have tried many things, including panda porn and teaching the pandas new sexy time moves, to help them overcome their notoriously low sex drives. But we think we have a better idea (NSFW). Read More... Posted Mar 27 2008, 03:17 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: science, China, nature, panda porn, panda sex, panda bears, scientists, bears