
I'm
sorry, but this story just about writes itself: a bunch of nitwits who
design beds for six-year-olds came up with the non-funniest sex joke
for preteens since that giant boner on the cover of the Little Mermaid VHS.
They claim ignorance of great Russian novels and Peter Sellers movies
in the case of the bed, designed for Woolworth's, they named "Lolita."
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