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• Video of the Day: Are the Olympics a Trap?

  The Beijing Olympics: Are They A Trap? The Onion asks the question that's been on all our minds since this whole "Olympics" thing began. But we have a few more details we're trying to flush out? For example, when will the Chinese drop the nets? Are there going to be sharks? Or spears? Or sharks with spears? And will Michael Phelps set another record, this time for swimming his way out of them?  Related: Michael Phelps Dresses... Up?   Posted Aug 18 2008, 03:56 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: video of the day, the Onion, olympics, beijing, news headlines, olympians

• Michael Phelps Dresses... Up?

  At least Michael Phelps doesn't exaggerate his athletic prowess. It seems our very own swimming sensation is trying to steal some thunder from Germany's Olympians, Amanda Beard, and those twin hotties from Brazil with his very own decent exposure... Read More... Posted Aug 15 2008, 03:02 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: penis, penises, olympics, beijing, nude photos, swimming, michael phelps

• Brazilian Synchronized Swimmers Are No Joke!

  Let us introduce you to Bia and Bianca Feres. They are sisters on the Brazilian Olympic synchronized swimming team. They like tans, bikinis, posing for softcore photo shoots and breaking hearts. Also, they are painfully hot. Don't believe us? Be prepared to eat your words and and your tears for breakfast.    Read More... Posted Aug 14 2008, 11:15 AM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: twins, brazil, olympics, beijing, brazilian synchronized swimmers, bianca feres, bia feres, sexy twins

• The 5 Hottest Men And 5 Hottest Women Of The 2008 Summer Olympics (Part Two)

  Did you catch our hottest women of the Summer Olympics list? (If not, see directly below this post.) Here's part two... the male olympians... By the way, we are going to go with almost all American athletes for this one just because it's been harder to find hot Olympian dudes on the internet unless you can Google in other languages... Read More... Posted Aug 06 2008, 02:29 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: lists, athletes, canada, China, soccer, olympics, beijing, top 10, swimming, sexy photos, tennis, males

• The 5 Hottest Men And 5 Hottest Women Of The 2008 Summer Olympics (Part One)

  Naaaah... Maria Sharapova's too obvious a choice, but enjoy this photo anyway  NBC wants you to have Olympic fever... after all, how many hundred million dollars have they spent just for the rights to telecast the games? By that rationale, they'll need to keep people hooked... and there's nothing that'll hook an American audience like drooling over the world's finest athletic specimens... Check out part one after the jump: Read More... Posted Aug 06 2008, 01:59 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: maria sharapova, lists, athletes, China, carla bruni, france, great britain, olympics, beijing, top 10, swimming, sexy photos, tennis, females

• Look Out! Olympic Swimmer Amanda Beard Is Naked Again. This Time for PETA, Not Playboy

  Gold medalist in the 200-meter breaststroke, Amanda Beard is no stranger to the nudie pic. She's posed for Playboy and FHM, but now, in Beijing of all places, she's put those gams to work for a good cause. According to Beard's PETA ad below, she'd rather go naked than wear fur.   Read More... Posted Aug 06 2008, 12:09 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: PETA, naked, olympics, beijing, nude photos, swimming, amanda beard

• Hooters, Like Cockroaches, Will Survive the Apocalypse... And The Olympics

  When the Olympics swarm Beijing this summer, many bars and restaurants inside the city's stadium compound will close their doors to keep the focus on the Games and keep the foot traffic moving. This will put many hospitality employees out of work for the duration of the Games and put a dent in industry profits. But China has exempted at least one business in the area from closing. Read More... Posted Mar 03 2008, 09:12 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, hooters, China, games, olympics, beijing, wings