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• While You Were Sleeping: Porn Star Solves The Catholic Crisis

  Ashley Dupre is suing Ashley Dupre for "stealing her identity." Unfortunately, this is not the plot of Paul Auster's next book... Gun control is apparently impossible to implement, even at a Chinese press conference... on gun control.  Penelope Cruz blames a little monster for her relationship problems. No, sicko, it's not in her pants... Read More... Posted Jul 18 2008, 11:00 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: porn star, guns, jennifer garner, Penelope Cruz, China, australia, ben affleck, ashley alexandra dupre, pregnacy, josh brolin

• Sloppy Seconds: Are Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Really Splitting Up?

  It's official: Bill Murray is divorced. [Yahoo!] But what if you want your kid to be gay? [Salon]  Jake Gyllenhaal moved into Reese Witherspoon's L.A. home. He could have moved into ours but he probably didn't want to deal with the bugs. [Us] Wow, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are doing things all out of order. Aren't you supposed to get married, then get a puppy, the if you don't kill that, make a baby? [People] Read More... Posted Jun 26 2008, 05:57 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sloppy seconds, page six, jennifer garner, reese witherspoon, ben affleck, pete wentz, ashlee simpson, jake gyllenhaal, Grand theft auto IV, richard johnson, bill murray

• Sloppy Seconds: Ben Affleck's "Big Regret" Involves JLo's Big Booty

  A biologist who discovered a new arachnid named the new species of trapdoor spider after his favorite musician. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Myrmekiaphila neilyoungi. [Yahoo!] The View's Joy Behar wants to feel the knob, but draws the line at licking the knob. [Jezebel] Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are apparently "really into each other." [Us]  Little Matilda Rose Ledger looks more and more like her daddy everyday. We don't know if this will be a good thing when she's all grown up, but for now she's so freaking cute. [FameCrawler] Read More... Posted May 12 2008, 05:46 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: the view, sloppy seconds, tila tequila, owen wilson, dead people, john mayer, Heath Ledger, strippers, engaged, kate hudson, jlo, ben affleck, Joy Behar, GQ, matilda ledger, spiders, gwyneth paltrow, jennifer aniston, Neil Young, blender

• This Week in Gayness: Ben Affleck Comes Out

  The above-pictured transgender patient is a prison inmate suffering through some painful shit while the lawsuit against her warden is slogging on. Michelle, nee Robert Kosilek, is serving a long, long sentence for the 1990 slaying of his wife, which he claimed was in self-defense after she poured hot water on his balls. We realize that's not really related to homosexuality, but we couldn't figured out where else to put this story, which is from Gay.com. We said it, it's here, now let's move on to the other craziness... Read More... Posted Feb 28 2008, 04:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: gay, sex addict, no country for old men, Barack Obama, oscars, gay couples, larry sinclair, scott rudin, ben affleck, jimmy kimmel, gay.com

• Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck Throw a Sex-Crazed Oscars' After-Party

  Looks like Jimmy Kimmel got his sweet, sweet revenge on Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon by fucking Ben Affleck's brains out and then rounding up a thousand celebrities to sing about it. The song's a little weak, but you'll never hear us complain when Huey Lewis is on the mic.  Posted Feb 25 2008, 01:00 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: sex, ben affleck, jimmy kimmel