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• B-List British Celebrities Finally Realizing Fake Boobs Won't Help Anything

  The Sun and The Daily Mail are competing today, as always, over who has the better stor(ies) about Grade-Z reality show stars with breast implants.  One thing everyone seems to agree on is that the tide has turned against gigantic boobs on the isle across the pond... Read More... Posted Apr 14 2009, 12:31 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: model, celebrities, britain, breast implants, big brother, boobies, fake boobs, sfw, cindy crawford, big breasts, implants, kerry katona

• Mini-Me Makes Up For Size With Stamina In Bed

  Memo to the ladies: never marry a man who has sex with you ten times a day-- it can only lead to disappointment. In an interview with News of the World, Verne Troyer's ex-wife, incredibly hot Playboy playmate Genevieve Gallen pays her rent for a few months with an unrestrained (and unnecessarily TMI-filled) rant about her former lover. Gallen, who was dumped just a few months after her wedding to the Austin Powers star and featured contestant on the upcoming Celebrity Big Brother (UK), reveals more than you ever wanted to know about the B-list actor... Read More... Posted Jan 05 2009, 11:22 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: reality shows, playboy, celebrities, big brother, sex life, actors, mini me, playboy bunnies, verne troyer, ex-wives, playboy playmates

• Everyone Will Get Laid This Year

  If we told all our readers that they are going to get laid this year, we'd be right nine times out of ten. However, since we're not trusted authorities on sex or anything, perhaps you would prefer a more trusted source of completely irrational predictions. The Futurist magazine, published by the World Future Society, which "investigates how social, economic and technological developments are shaping the future," claims that 2009 is the year we will all be having lots of hot action... Read More... Posted Jan 02 2009, 11:30 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: drugs, old people, big brother, sex life, twitter, pharmaceuticals, economic stimulus, depressed, economic crisis, 2009, americans, predictions, futurists, new year, text message

• Celebrate Banned Books By Buying Everything On This List

  We forgot to remind you that it's Banned Books Week here on Earth... as opposed to on Mars, where some of these anti-First Amendment types like your future VP (the rumored basis for Voldemort in the oft-banned Harry Potter series) apparently hail from. Here's a list of banned books, plus events promoting authors rights in your area... Read More... Posted Oct 02 2008, 03:52 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: harry potter, books, parties, censorship, big brother, outer space, the bible, book club, conservative, banned, mars, freedom of speech, banned books

• Big Brother Has Boobs and Our Attention

  We have never seen an episode of Big Brother. We just kind of let that whole thing pass us by. We read the gossip sites and realize that Big Brother cast members are sometimes in the news, but honestly we don't really understand what the show is about and we suspect it's whinier and more annoying that most reality TV, which, as you know, is whiny and annoy by definition. But in our neglect we didn't realize there were boobs on Big Brother. We kind of understood that there were Big Brothers in other countries, but didn't think that less stringent censorship guidelines would equal boobs. Oh, shame, shame on us because there are totally boobs on Big Brother.    Read More... Posted Sep 09 2008, 04:03 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, big brother, germany

• Hot or Not: Jodie Marsh's Boobs?

  Lest we forget that Britain has its own terrible reality show (stars) that never cross the Atlantic, this is Jodie Marsh of the UK's Celebrity Big Brother. (We'll trade anyone on America's Next Top Model for any of yours, guys, at least so we can have a change of pace.) She is the subject of much debate, mainly because she presents the usual annoying paradox in the sense that, much like the boy whose father is killed in a car crash but can't be operated on because the surgeon is his mother, Jodie Marsh is a person with gigantic bosoms who we'd normally enjoy having sex with except she is totally repulsive... Read More... Posted Aug 28 2008, 01:07 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 9 comment(s) Filed under: reality shows, reality show stars we'd like to fuck, britain, breast implants, big brother, united kingdom, fake boobs, annoying, jodie marsh

• Creepy Online Predators Learning From Perverted Teens

  It seems child porn lovers have learned a new trick from the teenage nude picture message craze... Read More... Posted Jul 11 2008, 09:31 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: connecticut, to catch a predator, arrested, big brother, child porn, teenage girls, perverts, predators

• Sloppy Seconds: Jolie And Aniston Face Off

  Perez Hilton claims to have a nonexistent sex life. Perhaps he needs to change his name to something catchier, like a symbol or The Blogger or P. Hilty. Seriously, anything's better than naming yourself after Paris Hilton. Howard Stern and his girlfriend, possibly the least jealous woman in the world, have set a date. Amazingly, his first marriage spanned decades.  Fark reports on the recent dismissal of a bathroom stall case that should have Larry Craig shuffling for joy...   Read More... Posted Jun 13 2008, 05:33 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: paris hilton, larry craig, wired, perez hilton, angelina joile, howard stern, big brother, united kingdom, jenna fischer, nude photos, gwyneth paltrow, jennifer aniston, beth ostrovsky

• Sloppy Seconds: Name That Lohan

  14-year-old Ali Lohan wants to be famous just like her big sister, Lindsay. Maybe she should wait until her breasts fully develop. Note to "Big Brother" contestants: it's probably best not to call kids with autism "retards" while you're being recorded. Or at all. The Olsen twins are going to write a book about fashion. We're guessing it will be ghost written. And we're totally available for the right price.   Ultra-conservative commentator/columnist William F. Buckley kicked the bucket today. Pamela Anderson is seeking an annulment of her marriage to hubby of two months, Rick Salomon, based on "fraud."  Posted Feb 27 2008, 05:07 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: lindsay lohan, sloppy seconds, divorce, pamela anderson, sex tapes, rick saloman, olsen tiwns, william f. buckley, autism, ali lohan, big brother, pariss hilton