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• Coming to the Jersey Shore This Summer: Bottoms-Only Bikinis

  Two Philly-area boutique owners are trying to start a new trend on the Jersey shore this summer: topless beachgoing. They have managed to convince themselves they'll have no trouble unloading $75-200 bikini bottoms without including tops... and some people are convinced this is only the beginning of a new American trend. Several area media outlets picked up the story of the Jack & Jill Boutique in Old City, run by Anh Nguyen and partner Janice Lim, and trumpeted as the latest fad. We're guessing having Nguyen pose in the bikinis for one of the stories didn't hurt... although we're trying to figure out why she's wearing a top if she thinks it's so normal and cool... Read More... Posted Apr 20 2009, 01:28 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: fashion, bon jovi, wtf, asian fetish, new jersey, philadelphia, topless, bikinis, sexy people, scanner colleen, sunbathing

• Is That a Boner in Your Pants or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

  Having grown up sans penis, we've never had to endure the humiliation of a public boner. Sure, we've had to help tame a few but lucky for us, everything is contained nicely in our clothes. Hell, we never even had to worry about nipping. Throughout high school and—sadly—for much of our twenties we wore a padded bra (still hoping those boobs will come in any day now!). So while we've not been on the, uh, giving end of the awkward boner we may have, at some point in our lives, laughed at a few. The new blog Awkward Boners now allows us to do that all we want in the privacy of our own homes.  Read More... Posted Apr 07 2009, 11:14 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, boners, pictures, brooklyn, erections, bras, dancing with the stars, awkward, websites, teacher sex, padded bras, bikinis, shawn johnson, mark ballas, funny pictures, today in teacher sex, woody, boners in shorts, boys in shorts, blogs we love, funny blogs, boners in speedos, men in shorts, boners in swim trunks, swim trunks, speedos, awkward boners, woodie, hard on, public humiliation, brighton beach, public boners, boners in public, humiliation, blogs we like

• New Jersey Contemplates Ban on Brazilian Wax

  New Jersey's Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling is considering a ban on genital waxing, as cosmetologists across the state are discovering, to their surprise, that the process is already illegal.  So, what should be illegal about a Brazilian wax? Isn't it, technically, just a hairstyle?  Read More... Posted Mar 13 2009, 12:02 PM by Colleen Kane with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: new jersey, laws, lawsuit, pubic hair, bikinis, brazilian, manscaping, bikini waxing, shaving, philadelphia daily news, salons

• MSNBC Needs a Lesson on Panties

  A hard-hitting MSNBC video expose on a trend in sales of panties-- namely, that sales of thongs are down in the recession in favor of "granny panties"-- reveals an oversimplified, antipodal view of panties. According to newscaster Lauren Petty of WVIT, there are only two kinds.  Can we just review the range of other readily available categories, all of which are more comfortable than thongs and less ugly than granny panties? Read More... Posted Feb 09 2009, 05:10 PM by Colleen Kane with | with no comments Filed under: panties, msnbc, hot or not, thongs, surveys, lingerie, reporters, granny panties, depression, recession, bikinis, economy, boyshorts, bikini corrie, stop the insanity

• Scanner Emily vs. Sarah Palin

  Sarah Palin hates me. So much so that she recently slammed me (and a few of my friends and colleagues if I'm being honest here) in Esquire. Read More... Posted Jan 13 2009, 04:41 PM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: bloggers, Liars, pictures, cnn, emily farris, naked pictures, esquire, nude pictures, top 10, bikinis, sarah palin, bristol palin, trig palin, sarah palin nude, sparkles, slow news week, sarah palin in a bikini, sarah palin hates bloggers, anonymous bloggers, anchorage daily news, blogging vs. writing, automatic weapons, top 5, blogging vs. journalism

• Some Advice for Future Bond Girls: No More Bikinis

  As much as it pains us to say this, Bond women should probably stick to wetsuits and one-pieces from now on. According to SpoutBlog, Bond women who wear bikinis die at a rate of 45%. That's five out of eleven, for those of you not so good with percentages. We all remember Solange Dimitrios from Casino Royale because that was like yesterday and she was like so so dynamite, but what about the other four? Spout's got a list of who got offed and how, and we've got our own favorite Bond beachwear moment... Read More... Posted Nov 17 2008, 02:48 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: james bond, bond 22, bikinis, bond girls, casino royale, goldfinger

• Sam and Lilo Frolick on the Beach in Mexico

  Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson enjoyed a nice day at the beach in Mexico, where they played Scrabble, sucked on popcicles and laid around in their bikinis. Frankly, we're jealous.  More pictures of the sun, Scrabble and super-skinny-girl-filled day after the jump. Read More... Posted Oct 01 2008, 10:51 AM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: lindsay lohan, tattoos, scrabble, swimming, samantha ronson, bikinis, beach, lindsay and sam, lindsay lohan lesbian, lindsay lohan and samantha ronson matching tattoos, lesbian tattoos

• Video of the Day: Erotic Exercises

  This appears to be from some European Candid Camera-type show. It's ridiculous, but we've watched it about five times now just for the laugh track and music. Posted May 29 2008, 12:12 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, video, video of the day, exercise, bikinis, exercises, beach