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• Top 5 Sex Scenes From the 1980s

  There we plenty of great sex scenes in the 80s... we will certainly be doing a sequel to this list at some point, since there about 1,187 equally worthy clips to show you just from those ten years... hell, even Porky's had a couple of good ones in there... Read More... Posted Sep 30 2008, 04:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: porn, mickey rourke, lists, oral sex, sex scenes, animal sex, top 5 lists, nsfw, blow jobs, the cosby show, susan sarandon, the 80s, nerve sex scenes, catherine deneuve

• Today in WTF: Belgian Sex Ed PSA

  This bizarre sex ed PSA, apparently the work of Belgium's wonderful people, reminds us of that fake J.C. Penney's ad that condoned, nay encouraged, promiscuous teen sex. Whether it's real or not, it's either hilarious or hilariously bad... you decide... Read More... Posted Sep 19 2008, 02:42 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: stds, advertisements, oral sex, sex ed, sex education, PSA, blow jobs, semen, belgium, belgian

• Scanner Roundtable: What Counts As Cheating?

  A Tango story this morning gave us an idea: what do Scanner readers consider cheating? A kiss? A blow job followed by six straight months (but nothing shorter) of sex in a hotel room? What do you think? Read More... Posted Aug 11 2008, 11:15 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: cheating, scanner roundtable, scanner readers, blow jobs, ex boyfriends, extra-marital affair, cheaters, tango

• Sloppy Seconds: The Million-Dollar Strip Club Buy

  Do you want your kids playing with Pregnant Paper Dolls? We guess so long as it's not Jamie Lynn Pregnant Paper Dolls... Lies and attacks usually help: McCain now trails Obama by a mere three points nationally.  We'd say the woman who witnessed all of the following might actually win a case against her lawyer boss... Read More... Posted Aug 01 2008, 04:54 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: Barack Obama, brad pitt, strip clubs, blow jobs, john McCain, money, angelina joile, naked people, sexual harassment, baby pictures, georgia, lawsuit, pregnacy, verne troyer

• Nine British Women In Beach Bust After Oral Sex Contest

  Nine British women, as well as twelve remorseless British and Greek men were busted on Laganas beach, just off the west coast of Greece yesterday. The women were participating in a blow job contest that was being filmed for internet broadcast. Check out what the two sexes were separately charged with... Read More... Posted Jul 15 2008, 05:20 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: contests, porn, oral sex, blow jobs, britain, greece, beach, prostitute

• We Will Not Make Oral Sex Jokes About the Knee Pads on Lindsay's Lohan's Leggings

  And it has nothing to do with the fact that we're pretty sure she's in a happy lesbian relationship, because lesbians can totally pleasure each other on their knees. No, no. It's because, well... Read More... Posted Jul 15 2008, 12:04 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: lindsay lohan, oral sex, lesbians, blow jobs, clothes, samantha ronson, leggings, knee pads

• Hilarious Sex Advice From Your Mom

  Our Moms are pretty funny, too, but thankfully they don't get involved in our sex lives... Read More... Posted Jul 02 2008, 02:31 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: video of the day, moms, funny, blow jobs, sex advice from

• Connecticut Teens Busted For Classroom BJ

  Two teenagers in "Hard Hittin'" New Britain, CT, are facing disciplinary action (and at least one or two embarrassing parental lectures) and their teacher is suspended without pay following shocking revelations that an eighth-grade girl went down on her classmate. In class. Read More... Posted May 19 2008, 12:52 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: high school, scandals, oral sex, connecticut, blow jobs, jailbait, sodomy, teacher sex, cunnilingus, underage sex

• Question For Hillary: Do You Choose Your B.J. Fan Husband

  Hillary responded to the Obama Reverend Wright controversy by offering the following classic nugget: "You don't choose your family, but you choose what church you want to attend." That is true, we've heard (we're not church goers). Hillary is clearly suggesting that Obama can be blamed for choosing a pastor who has offended some people with his language. But what about when it comes to offensive fellatio? Read More... Posted Mar 28 2008, 04:51 PM by Katie Halper with | with no comments Filed under: hillary clinton, obama, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, blow jobs, Reverend Jeremiah Wright, fellatio, oval office, reverend wright

• Missing Video of the Day: Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape

  We're suprisingly still interested in seeing Lindsay Lohan have hot amateur sex, despite the off-putting details of her sex life and what parts we've already seen. Read More... Posted Mar 21 2008, 04:51 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: new york, lindsay lohan, oral sex, sex tapes, paparazzi, blow jobs, Marilyn Monore, lindsay as marilyn

• Have a steak and blow job today. No, really. We insist.

  Wow, Scanner readers. Earlier we asked if you knew what was celebrated today in addition to Albert Einstein's Birthday and Pi Day, and at least a few of you know what's up. We have to say we're a little shocked and disappointed that only a few people chimed in. We expected more from you, men of Scanner. Read More... Posted Mar 14 2008, 03:43 PM by Emily Farris with | with 9 comment(s) Filed under: holidays, valentine's day, blow jobs, steak and bj day, steak and blow job day, steak

• What's Cuter than Old People Writing About Young Peoples' Sex Lives? Nothing!

  Dr. Ruth is old, so old that she remembers a time when "a teenage girl would protect her virginity—so most sexual acts could be left off the table when it came to high school dating." And we're guessing that picture is about ten years old, making her, what, 113 by now? But that doesn't mean she's not with it. Her upcoming (and 32nd) book is titled "From Facebook to Friends with Benefits: Dr. Ruth's Guide to Parenting Teens Today." She probably started writing that before we even joined Facebook. And she's willing to explore the questions that have been confounding us for ten years. Read More... Posted Jan 24 2008, 09:13 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: virginity, oral sex, teenagers, sex, blow jobs, dr ruth, up the butt

• Test Your Sexual Vocabulary

  We'll admit, until sixth grade, we thought a blow job was something done to a car, like a lube job. So we're definitely not as versed in sexual vocabulary as we should be. Luckily, someone has put together a list that we're bookmarking right. now. Mentally noting the technical term for penis amputation... Also, we're wondering if maybe we have "tripsolagnophilia," but probably not. We definitely have "hirsutophilia." Read More... Posted Jan 21 2008, 01:38 PM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: blow jobs, sexual terms, hairy men, massages