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• Sloppy Seconds: Wanda Sykes Says "I Do"

  We usually wait until we have a mid-week lull to watch Flight of the Conchords (On Demand, baby!) but we're going to watch it as soon as we're done writing this post just so we can see the "Garfunkeling" in better quality. Also, why is it that Jemaine is the only one ever getting laid? [Jezebel] A woman who was pulled over for breast-feeding her baby while driving gave a TV interview about it while breast-feeding her baby. She said the baby wasn't willing to wait for the milk at that time (when she was driving, and apparently also when she was giving the interview). Um, okay. [WLFI] Umm... Skittles are now Twittering. Taste the rainbow? (Is this how Twitter is going to make money?) [TechnologyExpert] Read More... Posted Mar 02 2009, 08:11 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: gay, lesbian, lindsay lohan, marriage, angelina jolie, sloppy seconds, divorce, gay marriage, HBO, brad pitt, technology, on demand, twitter, marketing, jennifer aniston, california, breast feeding, bad parents, flight of the conchords, wanda sykes, breastfeeding, prop 8, proposition 8, advertising, 2009, death watch, gay marriage ban in california, breast-feeding, breast-feeding while driving, skittles, child endangerment, brett, bad parenting, garfunkeling, march 2, hbo on demand, simon & garfunkel, car seats, jemaine

• Salma Hayek Has Completed the Fameball Trifecta

  One: Salma Hayek rocks 30 Rock as Alec Baldwin's love interest.   Two: Salma Hayek lets an African baby suckle her ample teet. Three: ___________________________________________. Read More... Posted Feb 17 2009, 04:08 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: 30 rock, marriage, babies, weddings, valentine's day, france, alec baldwin, baby daddy, breast feeding, salma hayek, engagement, francois-henri pinault, french people, fameball, marriages, surprise weddings, french millionaires, comeback, african babies

• In Which We Finally Put The Lid on 2008: The Top Ten Scanner Posts of Last Year

  Ed note: Yes, we're running it every day this week. Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read more... Posted Jan 09 2009, 05:22 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• Top 10 Scanner Posts of 2008: Because We Can Never Get Enough Ashley Alexandra Dupre

  Ed note: Yes, we're running it every day this week. Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read more... Posted Jan 08 2009, 04:34 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• Scanner's Greatest Hits: The Top 10 Posts of 2008

  Ed note: Yes, we're running it every day this week. Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read more... Posted Jan 07 2009, 03:18 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• In Case You Missed It Yesterday: The Top Ten Scanner Posts of 2008

  Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read more... Posted Jan 06 2009, 02:02 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• Top Ten Scanner Posts of 2008

  Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read More... Posted Jan 05 2009, 04:07 PM by Emily Farris with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• Ashlee Thinks We Don't See Them...

  But we do... Read More... Posted Dec 09 2008, 01:46 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: pictures, breasts, ashlee simpson, huge breasts, breast feeding, ashlee simpson wentz, pete wentz penis pictures, bronx mowgli wentz, pictures of breasts, big breasts, pictures of big breasts, ashlee simpson's breasts, post pregnancy breasts, pregnancy breasts, huge boobs from nursing, breast feeind pictures, breasts enlarge when breast feeding, pictures of ashlee simpson wentz

• Caption This: Britney is Keeping Her Kids This Time

  [Image] Posted Dec 03 2008, 12:16 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, britney spears, kids, kevin federline, pictures, caption this, breast feeding, pictures of breasts, britney spears loses her kids, calling breasts kids, naming breasts, britney spears' kids, britney spears boobs, britney spears breasts

• PETA Asks Ben and Jerry's to Admit that "Breast Is Best"

  Oh PETA! At it again! This time the rogue activists and media starlets are demanding that Ben and Jerry's begin making ice cream with slightly more humane ingredients.  Such as... Read More... Posted Sep 24 2008, 12:11 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, PETA, breasts, ice cream, breast feeding, breast milk, ben and jerrys

• Sloppy Seconds: Demi Moore And Her Boob Squirt

  Strip clubs in Denver are reporting a decline in business... just since the DNC began. Why is anyone surprised Axl Rose doesn't bother with pickup lines? If we were him, we wouldn't either... although, um, we probably still wouldn't put it quite like he did. Scariest headline of the day, via CNN... Read More... Posted Aug 28 2008, 05:04 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: scary, I Am Legend, demi moore, cnn, airlines, john McCain, vice president, madonna, John Legend, breast feeding, pregnacy, conventions, tim pawlenty, denver, strip club, axl rose, stevie wonder, kelly osbourne, kimora lee simmons, sheryl crow

• The Life-Saving Power of Breasts

  We love breasts as much as the next guy, or gal, but let's all remember that they serve a much greater purpose than sexual entertainment. Breasts can save lives — especially in China, where one police officer has been nursing babies who have been orphaned or separated from their mothers after the massive earthquake that struck the country nearly two weeks ago. Read More... Posted May 23 2008, 09:54 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: China, breasts, earthquake, breast feeding, nursing

• Yes, Christina Aguilera Has Humongous Breasts

  Even after losing forty pounds of baby weight, Christina Aguilera still has ginormous breasts. But just how big are they?  Read More... Posted May 22 2008, 09:33 AM by Emily Farris with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, christina aguilera, boob envy, breasts, breast feeding, pregnacy