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Male Australian Writer Believes Most Women Are Socially Inept, Crass, Not Bangable

We love how this male writer cites a female Emily Post wannabe in ripping up Australia's women, presumably after having been dumped by a wild party girl like the ones he attacks so ruthlessly.

Then again, we don't disagree with a few of his points about the "fairer sex."

Way to F Up the Swingers Party, Dude

A tourist caused a mini riot at an "anything goes" adult sex party at an Australian nudist colony.

So how does one cause such outrage, if anything goes at this party...?

Man Catches His Meat in a Meat Grinder

A 23-year-old Australian man injured his penis in a meat grinder.

Now, the obvious question here would be, "Why was his penis in a meat grinder?" But that answer was not provided in the news item, and there probably isn't a satisfying answer to that question anyway.

That's all the Brisbane Times reported about this accident, other than the following disturbing detail (NSF Lunch-eating).

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Male Australian Writer Believes Most Women Are Socially Inept, Crass, Not Bangable

Way to F Up the Swingers Party, Dude

Man Catches His Meat in a Meat Grinder