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• Baby Born With Extra Penis, Parents Have it Removed Why?

  If the ever-so-reputable Sun is to be believed, a baby in China was born with an extra penis on his back before his parents had it removed. As much as we would love for this story to be true (think of the porn star name possibilities: Bare Back Baby?!), we unfortunately have to call bullshit on this story. Please let us draw your attention to Exhibit A (extra peen pic after the jump).  Read More... Posted Jun 11 2008, 11:43 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: babies, penis, China, penises, bullshit, circumcision, photoshopping, the sun

• We Call B.S. On: Controversial Google Screenshot

  We're going to call bullshit on this one: a 17-year-old Digg reader claims he took a screenshot of a Google search his girlfriend did and has now posted it on the popular website. It is prom season, although we're not sure that gives lends any more credence to this... We are not amused by the offending screenshot... seen after the jump... Read More... Posted Jun 09 2008, 02:47 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: high school, promiscuity, bullshit, teenage girls, the simpsons, teenage boys, proms

• Today in WTF?!: Educated Women Can't Enjoy Sex

  We're taking this story with a grain of salt because we can't find the actual study to back it up, but we figured we'd share it with you anyway.  Apparently, educated women have a harder time enjoying sex. Read More... Posted May 19 2008, 04:36 PM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: sex, sex education, education, bullshit

• Miley Cyrus Will Write a Memoir, We Will Rip Our Eyeballs Out

  We hope to write a memoir someday. You know, when we're old, and we've done stuff, and voted in every election and birthed children who've birthed children, and overcome some great adversity or life-threatening disease. Isn't that what memoirs are supposed to be? So what the fuck does fifteen-year-old Miley Cyrus have to write about in her upcoming memoir? And why is she getting paid seven figures to do it? Read More... Posted Apr 23 2008, 09:51 AM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: books, miley cyrus, memoirs, bullshit, book deals, joan didion

• We Call BS On The Onion's Topless Cello Players Story

  Yes, we are aware that The Onion is not a genuine source of news, silly. However, the A.V. New York page, which has listings, interviews, and reviews is a legitimate source of information. Which is why we were puzzled by their claim to having uncovered a "tradition of playing cello topless to whales"... Read More... Posted Apr 22 2008, 11:52 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: animals, music, New York City, Liars, the Onion, bullshit, topless, whales

• If Lindsay Lohan is Pregnant, Then We're Expecting Twins

  Lilo pregnancy rumors are beginning to circulate based on this recent picture. We're going to assume she's bloated because she just had The Lady's Brunch Burger. Or maybe she just let her tummy hang out for a few minutes. Plus, if Lindsay did turn up pregnant, do you really think she'd let it go so far as to show? You can start to worry when her stomach sticks out past her ginormous boobs. Until then, we're calling bullshit on this one. [Handbag: Lindsay Lohan pregnant?]  Posted Mar 10 2008, 12:51 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: lindsay lohan, babies having babies, pregnancy, pregnant people, bullshit