One
month ago today, on Steak And Blow Job Day—the day on which women were
to shower their men with both red meat and head—to even the playing
field, we declared today, April 14, Salad and Cunnilingus Day. Some of
you thought it was unfair, considering Steak And Blow Job Day was
originally created to give the men a break after Valentine's Day. To
that we say "phooey." In part because we kind-of hate Valentine's Day
and in part because who said February 14 was all about men doing things
for women? Either way, as much as we love salad—and steak!—some clever
ladies were already a step or two ahead of us.
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