So,
apparently "Meet the Spartans," which expands to more theaters tomorrow, features a
shaved-head Britney, a skanky Carmen Electra (sorry for the double
negative), George Bush getting kicked in the balls, and dozens of
offensive gay jokes, including one about taking the enemy from "the
rear" in battle (hardy har har), and the longest closing credits in
film history. The reviews have been brutal, scathing, and hopefully
enough to drive the filmmakers to drink and ruin.
But it was worth the film being released just to read some of these reviews. Ouch.
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