When we were little Scanner bloggers, we wore Wonder Woman
underoos. It was maybe the coolest thing ever. It was, at the very least, in
the top three, along with the EZ Bake Oven and the Snoopy Sno-Cone machine. We
would stick in a shiv in your grandmother to get us some Wonder Woman underoos.
We could also look online. But you know what? We don’t like your grandma.
So all of this is by way of telling you that while you are
sipping your morning coffee (needs sugar), there are a bunch of starlets clawing
out each other’s color contacts in order to play Wonder Woman. We heard Jessica
Biel is going to star in the WW movie. We heard this right after Scanner Nicole
pissed herself. And now, something named Christina Milian wants the role in the
movie version of Justice League of America. Ah, yes. Christina Milian.
We recognize her from… NOTHING. Nobody, ever, could replace Lynda Carter in our
hearts (and our bedrooms! ka-POW!), but we’re thinking this Christina Milian
character should stay on Nickelodeon and the CW, where she belongs.
We know this conversation has taken place many times already, maybe even on this site. But we have not discussed this, you and us. So tell us. Who should it be? You decide. As in all things,
our answer is Angela Lansbury.
