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• PETA's Insane Sexiest Vegetarian Alive Voting

  The People For the Ethical Treatment of Tasty Animals, already riding a small wave of publicity from its Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door (read: "nobody activists") competition, has decided to steal a page from People Magazine and follow-up with The Sexiest Vegetarian Alive (read: "celebrities.") We're pretty sure that they nominated, um, every single vegetarian in Hollywood... Read More... Posted May 15 2009, 11:37 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: prince, photos, red hot chili peppers, Hayden Panettiere, PETA, celebrities, Jenna Jameson, alec baldwin, Kristen Wiig, tobey maguire, sexy people, anthony kiedis, kevin bacon, casey affleck, erykah badu

• Maxim's Ten Sexiest Women of 2009

  It's that time of the year again, apparently: publicists have bribed, starlets have stripped, dudes have drooled, and Maxim men have spoken: the 100 sexiest women of the year, as voted by guys who equate skankiness with sex appeal, are here for your leering amusement... Read More... Posted May 13 2009, 04:01 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, rihanna, mila kunis, jennifer love hewitt, maxim, Adriana Lima, celebrities, house, mens magazines, megan fox, that 70's show, sfw, sexy people, bisexual, bar rafaeli, eliza dushku, the watchmen, olivia wilde, malin akerman, jordana brewster, fast and furious

• These Claire Danes Nipple Slips Make Up For A Lack of Quality Nipple Slips This Week

  We read you loud and clear-- you couldn't find Goldie Hawn's nipples in close up. Hell, you didn't see Sasha Grey's boobs in two posts with her nipples in them. Obviously, someone is using Netscape Navigator or some other image-blurring browser that hates Scanner and boobs.  Thankfully, Claire Danes stepped up to the plate the other day and delivered a very obvious nipple. And in case you didn't see that-- she sure as hell didn't-- we bring you her Greatest Hits... Read More... Posted May 08 2009, 01:05 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: MTV, nsfw, celebrities, boobies, nipple slip, sasha grey, actresses, goldie hawn, nip slip, fiancee, claire danes, hugh dancy

• Megan Fox Strips to Underwear for Esquire, Fancy New Camera

  Megan Fox doesn't have anything to promote these days, but that never stops "gentleman rags" from running hot photos of her in an effort to "boost" their "circulation."  This time, however, her appearance on the cover of Esquire, and subsequent shots of her in her underwear, have something to do with Fox's promotion of the semi-new Red Cameras... Read More... Posted May 07 2009, 02:52 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: underwear, lingerie, celebrities, esquire, megan fox, actresses, camera, stripping, sexy photos, sfw, sexy people

• Mel Gibson's Mistress Begins the Obligatory Photo Leak Phase of Her Stardom

  Who is Oksana Pochepa and why is she, of all the women in Mel Gibson's life since his 28-year-long marriage began, the one to break up his happy union? Read More... Posted Apr 17 2009, 05:33 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: movies, divorce, model, lingerie, crazy, hollywood, celebrities, russia, mistress, mel gibson, actresses, bikini, sfw, real or fake, sexy people, russian, kgb

• We Finally Figured Out Why Marilyn Manson Dumped Dita Von Teese...

  For a long time, we thought Marilyn Manson was crazy for dumping his new wife, Dita Von Teese (Dita Von TEESE, for God's sake!) for some teenage actress named Evan Rachel Wood. Wood, we thought, wasn't even the femme fatale type, while Von Teese is practically the textbook definition. Then again, it's our own fault for not realizing Marilyn Manson was crazy beforehand. Now comes word that a) Marilyn Manson has apologized to Von Teese for leaving her in the lurch and b) has gotten back together with his onetime flame. Wood, meanwhile, is moving rapidly toward stardom thanks to the new Woody Allen movie and this GQ photo spread... Read More... Posted Apr 16 2009, 02:33 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: panties, underwear, lingerie, celebrities, Dita Von Teese, sexy photos, sexy people, evan rachel wood, breakup, marilyn manson, gq magazine, evan rachel wood and mickey rourke making out

• Sloppy Seconds: Angelina Jolie Pregnant Again

  Any interest in auditioning for Puppetry of the Penis? We know a few Scanner bloggers who would attend your opening night performance... In a stunning upset, Rascal Flatts topped Miley Cyrus on this week's Billboard album charts. Why was a 25-year-old woman having sex with an 83-year-old man in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart? Read More... Posted Apr 15 2009, 06:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: angelina jolie, drugs, babies, pregnant, Barack Obama, wonkette, miley cyrus, pregnancy, woody allen, celebrities, albums, new kids on the block, Mexican, bruce springsteen, megan fox, wal-mart, brian austin green, scanner blog, rascal flatts, larry david, puppetry of the penis

• B-List British Celebrities Finally Realizing Fake Boobs Won't Help Anything

  The Sun and The Daily Mail are competing today, as always, over who has the better stor(ies) about Grade-Z reality show stars with breast implants.  One thing everyone seems to agree on is that the tide has turned against gigantic boobs on the isle across the pond... Read More... Posted Apr 14 2009, 12:31 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: model, celebrities, britain, breast implants, big brother, boobies, fake boobs, sfw, cindy crawford, big breasts, implants, kerry katona

• Sloppy Seconds: Michelle Obama Does the Unthinkable

  MSNBC has finally discovered fuck buddies. And that college students have them. [MSNBC] Will items off of the Chipotle value menu have fewer calories? We sure hope so. [Yahoo!] We always wonder why people who spend lots of money to have signs, boxes, etc. printed don't get copy editors. An Oregon company probably could have used one before printing a phone sex number on their cereal box. [Google/AP] Starting next month, same-sex couples can be legally married in Sweden. [BBC] Read More... Posted Apr 02 2009, 06:41 PM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: sloppy seconds, relationships, msnbc, gay marriage, blogging, hugs, China, sweden, adoption, celebrities, phone sex, children, madonna, michelle obama, friends with benefits, travis barker, 2009, weird news, thursday, malwai, legal gay marriage, shanna moakler, fuck buddies, college students, touching the queen, 800 numbers, the queen of england, scissors, man swallows scissors, april 2

• PapSmeared: Nick Nolte is Just a Yellow Collar Guy

  [Image] Posted Mar 26 2009, 11:04 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: booze, alcohol, celebrities, food, nick nolte, dirty clothes, papsmeared, collar, celebrities looking bad, yellow collar, to go

• Sloppy Seconds: Crazy Baby Lady Holds Out, Won't Put Out

  A 15-year-old student in Florida has been suspended from school for three days because he farted on the bus. [Inquisitr] Oh, Jesus. Some dude wants to make babies with "angel princess" Paris Hilton. [FadedYouth] We were sort-of excited (okay, really excited) about "Lesbian Vampire Killers" until we read this: Read More... Posted Mar 25 2009, 07:01 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: isaiah washington, dating, paris hilton, porn, sloppy seconds, babies, school, lesbians, celebrities, farting, vampires, josh groban, recession, porno, grey's anatomy, economy, katy perry, i kissed a girl, celebrity couples, suspension, crazy baby lady, nadya suleman, t.r. knight, wednesday, lesbian vampire killers, hump day, eviction, foreclosure, not dating, march 26, the school bus

• Rolling Stone Turns to Gossip Girl to Remain Semi-Relevant

  Rolling Stone is desperate to stay afloat. This is not news. They reduced the size of their magazines to cut production costs, featured Barack Obama (America's #1 celebrity!) on its cover, and generally tried to appease the again hippies that still subscribe while attracting lame Britney Spears fans that dominate the culture. This month, Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, and the rest of the Gossip Gals are featured on the cover and are interviewed in the most tiresome fashion ("get the dirt on what it’s like starring as beautiful young people in New York while being beautiful young people in New York.") The photo shoot, though, is at least the usual skanky jamboree... Read More... Posted Mar 18 2009, 02:35 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: celebrities, blake lively, gossip girl, photo essay, Rolling Stone, addictions, ed westwick, photographers, sexy people, leighton meester, television shows

• Zac Efron Mud Wrestles A Nude Model

  High School Musical star Zac Efron is waiting for his Bigger Break. The 21-year-old star of three blockbuster Disney films has yet to make the mainstream leap. As he tells Gus Van Sant in this Interview interview, he doubts most big shot directors have even heard of him-- although "their daughters might." Read More... Posted Mar 17 2009, 12:36 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: High School Musical, Disney, zac efron, nsfw, celebrities, boobies, nude photos, topless model, vanessa hudgens, gus van sant, topless men, nude photography, actor

• Famous Last Words

  Why is it that celebrities are able to muster more creative energy than they've had in years to consistently utter their unforgettable last words? Take, for example, the curious case of Dylan Thomas, poet, raconteur, and mainly raconteur who drank himself to death via shots of whiskey at New York City's White Horse Tavern before staggering back to the Chelsea Hotel, more than a dozen blocks later, and collapsing in its now-famous lobby. His immortal last words? Read More... Posted Mar 11 2009, 01:20 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: beer, dead people, death, booze, drinking, celebrities, President, bars, mythbusters, che guevara, rumor mongering, dive bars, presidents, dylan thomas, whiskey, bogart, oscar wilde, humphrey bogart, classical music, famous last words, thomas jefferson, chelsea hotel, beethoven

• James Franco Is Sleeping His Way Through Grad School

  And we've got the photos to prove it... Read More... Posted Mar 10 2009, 05:27 PM by Ina Maier with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: photos, james franco, school, funny, sleeping, college, celebrities, sleep, celebrities are just like us

• Britney Spears Suffers From A Vagina Slip

  The Britney Spears Concert Experience has always come off as a lame run-through of music that was immediately disposable, masked by "sexy" dancers and Kiss-inspired pyrotechnics. For all the "energy" Britney claims to have, it never translates publicly-- for lazy parenting to chewing gum with her mouth open and droning on about how great George Bush is, she can't seem to realize that people need to be impressed. That she isn't going to win over haters with her bad attitude and lack of enthusiasm for her own material. Those weaknesses are visible in this horrible concert performance from Tampa, Florida last night. At the end of "Slave 4 U" (lame, lame, lame), Brit appears to lose the bottom of her dress... according to the internet and this video. Read More... Posted Mar 09 2009, 03:19 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: britney spears, music, concerts, florida, vagina, celebrities, children, songs, nipple slip, sfw, pop stars, entertainer of the year, vagina skirt, pussy, entertainment, vagina slip, tampa

• This Whole Chris Brown and Rihanna Story Is Getting Sicker By The Day

  One of the saddest celebrity relationship stories of all-time gets worse by the day. Yesterday, a tabloid published Rihanna's personal phone number, Chris Brown obtained a reprieve and... oh no... now there are strong rumors that the two may have gotten married in secret. There must be something we can do to put a stop to the madness... Read More... Posted Mar 06 2009, 01:46 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: marriage, rihanna, violence, TMZ, assault, blogs, celebrities, wedding, rumor mongering, arrest, abuse, Defamer, spousal, domestic violence, trial, sad songs, domestic disturbances, court cases, chris brown, domestic disputes, victim

• PapSmeared: Lindsay Lohan "Maybe if I Hide Behind My Hand They Won't See Me"

  [Image] Posted Mar 06 2009, 09:53 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: lindsay lohan, pictures, paparazzi, celebrities, images, skinny, skinny people, papsmeared, waif, waifish

• These Celebrities Fell In Love With The Camera At An Early Age

  Check out these hilariously awesome photos of little future celebs: one would grow up to be a kickass, kickboxing, bizarro-human, movie star freak of nature, and the other one is Jean-Claude Van Damme. Don't miss our carefully-cultivated half dozen childhood photos of the two-dozen-or-so pictures gracing some dude's delightful blog... Read More... Posted Mar 05 2009, 09:49 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: michael jackson, halle berry, angelina jolie, music, george clooney, demi moore, celebrities, sarah jessica parker, yearbook, bjork, mick jagger, leonardo dicaprio, jean claude van damme, singers, celebrities are just like us

• What Do Tina Fey and Megan Fox Have In Common?

  We never thought it would happen, but it's true. These two leading ladies have a very big something in common... Read More... Posted Mar 04 2009, 06:05 PM by Ina Maier with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: tina fey, celebrities, megan fox

• Rosario Dawson Will Never Stop Having to Discuss Her Sex Scenes

  There's apparently something called T Magazine and Rosario Dawson did an interview for it a few weeks back. In it, she discusses lesbian sex, being completely naked on screen, abortion, and the following sex scene... Read More... Posted Mar 04 2009, 04:24 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, rose mcgowan, kissing, Colin Farrell, abortion, celebrities, naked people, Rosario Dawson, actresses, Oliver Stone, naked women, will smith, interview, naked woman, softcore porn, sex scene, lesbian sex

• 5 Men Who Look Better With Age

  With this list of men and the upcoming list of women, we'll be looking at celebs who look better older than they did young. We're not talking about those who just aged well, but those who have defied the odds and improved. The key for both men and women seems to be dropping the baby fat from the face so it becomes more gaunt. So that's the secret to increased hotness in maturity-- just be sure to do that. (Madonna did this, but it has gone awry.) Oh, and the other key is leaving behind the unfortunate hair choices of youth.  Speaking of which, the photo above shows what number 5 used to look like in the 70s. It's not Howard Stern, although Howard looks a world better now than in his WNBC days of the 80s, himself. Read More... Posted Mar 04 2009, 09:45 AM by Colleen Kane with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: Johnny Depp, george clooney, men, celebrities, sarah jessica parker, madonna, howard stern, 21 jump street, anthony bourdain, top 10, stand by me, top 5, robert downey, jerry o'connell, WNBC, hottest, jr., aging well, sjp

• PapSmeared: Pete Wentz Has His Head Pubes 'Did

  [Image] Posted Mar 02 2009, 02:46 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: hair, pictures, celebrities, pete wentz, images, highlights, pete wentz penis pictures, pete wentz's penis, pete wentz penis, papsmeared, pete wentz's pubes, hair salon, pete wentz pubes

• Top 5 Threesome Sex Scenes

  We won't bore you with stories of our orgy and menage a trois experiences... because that's not why you're going to click on this post, right? Without ado, the Five Best Sex Scenes That We Were Able To Find On The Internet And Could Embed Here... Part One. Suggestions, as always, for the next wave, in the comments section... Read More... Posted Feb 27 2009, 04:22 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: lists, marisa tomei, sex scenes, top 5 lists, nsfw, american psycho, denise richards, celebrities, threesomes, orgies, stephen baldwin, gossip girl, topless photos, wild things, nerve sex scenes, top 5 sex scenes, sex scene, matt dillon, brittany snow, menage a trois, lara flynn boyle

• While You Were Sleeping: Britain's Next Topless Model

  Don't cancel your Mexican vacation, says the country's President... the shocking drug violence there will be all cleared up, you know, in 2012. Brittany Snow will appear in a new spinoff of Gossip Girl, a popular educational program. Another supermodel bites the dust... Read More... Posted Feb 27 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: hotties, marriage, drugs, playboy, gisele bundchen, engaged, celebrities, britain, reese witherspoon, wedding, mexico, Tom Brady, Mexican, mistress, topless, rape, mother and child divided, while you were sleeping, gossip girl, nudie pics, jake gyllenhaal, morgan freeman, supreme court, revenge, car accident, sfw, hero of the day, kate nash, television shows, 2012, mother and daughter, rapists, lisa rinna, fiancee, brittany snow, britain's next top model

• The Rise and Fall of Lindsay Lohan

  We try not to dwell on the weight fluctuations of celebrities, since our greatest collective fear on this blog is-- shot in the dark-- that someone will point out our own problems with bacon cheeseburgers and failed diet plans. But when the entire internet is worried that Lindsay Lohan is starving herself to death, we really have no choice but to investigate. Thankfully, we didn't have to spend all our waking hours on this or stare too hard at the evidence... it's pretty clear from this topless shoot Lohan did recently for Hedi Slimane that there's at least one thing wrong with her... Read More... Posted Feb 25 2009, 09:45 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: bacon, lindsay lohan, celebrities, breast implants, weight loss, boobies, mean girls, topless photos, anorexia, bulimia, topless model, photographers, sfw, real or fake, eating disorder, cheeseburgers, implants

• Scanner Highs and Lows: Will The Real Fake Fakers Please Stand Up?

  You know it's a good week when real vampires get pissed off at fake vampires... or is it real fake vampires getting pissed at fake fake vampires?  Read More... Posted Feb 20 2009, 07:33 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: scanner, nerve, babies, sex, highs and lows, week in review, pregnancy, celebrities, friday, scanner highs and lows, faking it, scanner blog, nerve blogs, tgif, fake vampires, faking an orgasm, faking, stand up

• Sloppy Seconds: Women Know When Men Are Turned On

  Life in prison for consensual sex with a 16-year-old boy? That's a big WTF. North Dakota fired another salvo in the war against the morning after pill and other "abortions": they passed a law stating that life begins at conception. Speaking of conception, it's the reason a big celebrity couple recently broke up... Read More... Posted Feb 20 2009, 07:01 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: new york times, wtf, rihanna, Heroes, pregnancy, celebrities, prison, protest, underage sex, teenage boys, bikini, brain, north dakota, men and women, Milo Ventimiglia, hayden panetierre, nyu, chris brown

• Fake Celebrity Engineers Fake Topless Candids

  She's a reality show star, fashionista, fake celebrity, and the subject of endless tabloid gossip in England. So, why aren't these naked photos of Peaches Geldof taking the internet by storm? Perhaps it's due to the fact that she resembles, at least facially, her facer, the singer of "I Don't Like Mondays" and organizer of Live8 and other charity festivities. Perhaps... Read More... Posted Feb 17 2009, 03:35 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: charity, reality show stars we'd like to fuck, concerts, nsfw, celebrities, naked people, boobies, nude photos, topless photos, live 8, naked woman, peaches geldof, bob geldof, reality show, nude photography

• Scanner Highs and Lows: The Week We Did a Little Star F*cking

  Okay, so maybe we did more than a little star fucking. One might even say we went overbaord. Read More... Posted Feb 13 2009, 06:41 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: love, sex, ryan gosling, presents, videos, valentine's day, celebrities, scanner highs and lows, 2009, friday the 13th, february 13, starfucking, star fucking