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• Which Candidate Spends More on Make-Up Than We Do On Shoes?

  And we just got some expensive new boots.  Hint: it's not Sarah Palin.  Read More... Posted Sep 25 2008, 03:37 PM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, Barack Obama, make up, john McCain, cunt, cindy mccain, joe biden, sarah palin, tanning bed

• Sloppy Seconds: Stripper Shoots Boyfriend Over $150

  Really, we didn't set out to make today about middle-aged blond ladies with implants and ties to the porn industry...  A top Superior Court official in Cobb County, Georgia resigned after the following allegations were made public: Sex in a judge's chambers, trysts at local hotels during business hours, obscene phone calls to female workers and a desire to see lesbian sex are among the many accounts of what was going on... for the past two decades. A new study indicates the pill may lead women to make incorrect mating decisions. Hmm... no comment.  And Paris Hilton is being sued for... Read More... Posted Aug 13 2008, 05:09 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, stripper, paris hilton, george w bush, pamela anderson, guns, High School Musical, condoleezza rice, money, Christian, sex scandal, boyfriends, Breakup of the Week, tommy lee, cindy mccain, exes, sex addicts, georgia, lawsuit, california

• John McCain Signs His Wife Up For Topless (And Sometimes Bottomless) Contest

  John McCain was speaking in South Dakota when he decided to make an offhanded mention of their local biker rally: "I was looking at the Sturgis schedule, and noticed that you had a beauty pageant, so I encouraged Cindy to compete," McCain told an audience at the rally.  "I told her [that] with a little luck, she could be the only woman to serve as both the First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip." The rally John just volunteered his wife to participate in features up to half a million motoycyclists... and lots of topless and bottomless women... Read More... Posted Aug 06 2008, 03:37 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: vogue, john McCain, naked people, nude photos, cindy mccain, topless photos, south dakota, motorcycle, biker

• Controversial New Yorker Cover Even Dumber Than We First Thought

  The New Yorker's cover this week is the most controversial topic to hit the political scene since Reverend Jeremiah Wright. David Remnick, the magazine's editor, has defended his choice against an overwhelming public outcry. Meanwhile, the cover has been met with universal scorn on the blogs, while both campaigns gave statements condemning it... Full-size, after the jump...  Read More... Posted Jul 15 2008, 08:50 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 12 comment(s) Filed under: politics, Barack Obama, Liars, john McCain, new yorker, michelle obama, Muslim, cindy mccain, muslim terrorists

• Video of the Day: John McCain Said it First

  We know John McCain called his wife a cunt. You know John McCain called his wife a cunt. Read More... Posted Jun 19 2008, 11:40 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: video of the day, john McCain, cunt, cindy mccain, cookies

• In Defense of Cindy "Cookie Monster" McCain

  Recently, Cindy McCain, wife of Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, submitted a recipe to Family Circle for her oatmeal-butterscotch cookies. Only it turns out, they weren't exactly her oatmeal-butterscotch cookies. Or if they were her oatmeal-butterscotch cookies, they happen to be made the same way as someone over at Hershey's makes them — because the same recipe appears on the company's website. Forgetting for a moment that oatmeal-butterscotch cookies sound pretty gross, I have to say, this kind of shit happens in the culinary world. Read More... Posted Jun 17 2008, 02:57 PM by Emily Farris with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: Bill Clinton, recipes, john McCain, huffington post, cindy mccain, rachael ray, the cookie monster, investigative journalism

• McCain's Dumped First Wife Speaks Out

  Carol McCain has finally spoken out on behalf of her ex-husband, Vietnam War hero and now anti-condom Presidential candidate. Carol was a swimsuit model who married the future Senator in 1965, just two years prior to his tour of duty in Vietnam... "I thought, of course, we would live happily ever after..." Read More... Posted Jun 10 2008, 11:05 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: politics, republicans, john McCain, elections, affair, cindy mccain, carol mccain

• Sloppy Seconds: Which Sex and the City Star Had Breast Cancer, For Real?

  A very blonde woman who is divorcing her rich husband aired her dirty laundry on YouTube, and while we kind-of think it's wrong, we kind-of love it. [BoingBoing]   Is the Marilyn Monroe sex tape a hoax? Say it ain't so! [Fleshbot] A young Christian TV host came out. Isn't it sad that he "knows" this will end his career in Christian television? [Jossip] Read More... Posted Apr 16 2008, 05:28 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: the view, sloppy seconds, Sex and the City, gisele bundchen, lesbians, sarah jessica parker, Cynthia Nixon, kristen davis, cindy mccain, kim catrall, austin powers

• Unauthorized Bio: McCain Had Awesome HS Nickname, Called Wife A "C-Word" In '92

  You know, we don't care much about a guy calling his competition "shitheads" and gettin' angry at his co-workers and stuff. Heck, you should hear the way the Scanner crew talks about those jerks over on Screengrab! (Ha, just kidding, everybody; our lawyers don't let us talk to each other at all.) But one thing that really chaps our hide: crusty old guys verbally bitchslap their wife when their pride has been accidentally wounded. So... wanna hear an icky story about the volatile temper that, we're guessing, got John McCain the nickname "McNasty" in high school? Then read on... Read More... Posted Apr 10 2008, 08:33 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: politics, marriage, john McCain, cindy mccain, anger, Walnuts!, profanity

• Spoon or Spork: Cindy McCain?

  Wannabe first-wife Cindy McCain has had a rough go of it lately, what with accusations of John's extra-marital affairs, the revelation that John called her a cunt sixteen years ago ("At least I don't plaster on makeup like a trollop, you cunt."). In addition, Senator McCain is probably focusing his energies elsewhere these days, leaving the McCain marital bed a little cold (we're just guessing). Cindy could probably use some loving right about now, but what kind? Does she just need some good cuddling or could she use a good poke? In other words, spoon or spork? Everyone knows what “spooning” is so we need not repeat the obvious, but “sporking” is a whole other beast. Sporking is a good spooning that turns into a great porking—thus the name. Read More... Posted Apr 09 2008, 02:06 PM by Emily Farris with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: john McCain, spoon or spork, cindy mccain