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• Reversing That Circumcision Even Scarier Than You Thought

  Details just published a harrowing and, admittedly, compulsively readable piece on guys who attempt to regain the penises they were given at birth. We're talking about their uncircumcised penises, of course. Methods for rolling back the clock to the moment before the blade include surgery and foreskin-stretching products... and the results are surprisingly without side effects... Read More... Posted Oct 23 2008, 01:03 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 14 comment(s) Filed under: advertisements, toys, penis, money, virginia, penises, surgery, sex life, knives, jewish, circumcision, Details, crazies, surgeons

• You're Circumcised? Well, That Explains It...

  "Ladies, have you been having trouble with your heterosexual sex life? "Then you need to try... uncircumcised!" Seriously, a new study by The International Coalition for Genital Integrity (it sounds like a bad Sacha Baron Cohen pitch) says that circumcised guys are statistically proven to be less spectacular in the orgasm-inducing department... Read More... Posted Oct 17 2008, 10:12 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 11 comment(s) Filed under: advice, study, penis, women, health, penises, New Zealand, sex life, circumcision, sexual partners, american

• While You Were Sleeping: Will Smith's Milestone

  Poor Natalie Portman. She moved from New York to LA to be with Devendra Banhart, only to see the relationship fall apart. Check out the full clip of John McCain turning Letterman down yesterday to "rush back to Washington"... and ending up on another CBS show. We thought about not telling you about this one... Read More... Posted Sep 25 2008, 09:22 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: New York City, jay leno, natalie portman, birthday, david letterman, porn stars, john McCain, Los Angeles, Jenna Jameson, penises, philadelphia, Breakup of the Week, kentucky, circumcision, katie couric, will smith, wanda sykes, hot dog

• Baby Born With Extra Penis, Parents Have it Removed Why?

  If the ever-so-reputable Sun is to be believed, a baby in China was born with an extra penis on his back before his parents had it removed. As much as we would love for this story to be true (think of the porn star name possibilities: Bare Back Baby?!), we unfortunately have to call bullshit on this story. Please let us draw your attention to Exhibit A (extra peen pic after the jump).  Read More... Posted Jun 11 2008, 11:43 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: babies, penis, China, penises, bullshit, circumcision, photoshopping, the sun

• The Most Physically Painful Movie Title Ever

  Like you, we're on every mailing list that could possibly tell us what's going on this weekend and presumably make us cooler than everyone else. Once in a while, this can backfire. Besides receiving over 900 e-mails per weekday, we often have to ask ourselves why we still subscribe to mailing lists from organizations that have no common sense... Read More... Posted Mar 26 2008, 12:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, james bond, sex, movie titles, surgery, bad metaphors, jewish, circumcision, shaft