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• Guess Which Prez Candidate is Gay for Gay Marriage

  It's issues like this that remind me why I, Scanner Katie, voted for Nader (in 2000. In NY). Obvi, McCain is no fan of gay marraige (hell, MLK appreciation day is too liberal for him.) But, sadly, neither Clinton nor Obama has embraced gay marriage. So, who is the one candidate progressive enough and butch enough to stick up for equal rights? F.O.A.T.J. (We're tired of writing "find out after the jump.") Read More... Posted May 16 2008, 05:00 PM by Katie Halper with | with no comments Filed under: obama, gay marriage, Mike Gravel, mccain, libertarians, clinton, queerty, nader, California Supreme Court, HRC/Logo

• Clinton Wins West VA, Obama Wins Something Else

  Hillary Clinton won the vote in West Virginia, but Obama won a pretty important endorsement. And it's top secret. Luckily, Scanner Katie has her connections and spills her beans below the jump.   Read More... Posted May 14 2008, 05:15 PM by Katie Halper with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: hillary clinton, obama, Barack Obama, clinton, NARAL Barack Obama, Clinton West Virginia, NARAL Pro-Choice America, Nancy Keenan, Hillary, Barack

• James Carville's Jesus Complex & Judas Penis

  James Carville accused Bill "Hot When Bearded" Richardson of betrayal of biblical proportions, saying "Mr. Richardson's endorsement [of Obama] came right around the anniversary of the day when Judas sold out (Jesus) for 30 pieces of silver, so I think the timing is appropriate, if ironic." The irony, of course, is that Carville commits betrayal of biblical proportions every time he biblically "gets to know" his wife. Read More... Posted Mar 25 2008, 01:31 PM by Katie Halper with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: jesus, hillary clinton, thongs, thong, Republican, jesus christ the exclamatory, james carville, bill richardson, mary matalin, judas, clinton, clintons, donkey, cain, betrayal, democrat, mary magdalene, 2008 elections, elephant