
No, this isn't Who Would You Rather?: Battlestar Edition. We just thought you'd like to not see that stupid logo any more than you probably already do.
Starbucks is shutting its doors for three
hours Tuesday night, the latest drastic step in a companywide bid to
improve its sagging fortunes. [...]
[Chairman and Chief
Executive Howard] Schultz
has said the shutdown, which begins at 5:30 p.m. local time, is a way
to energize its 135,000 employees and provide some barista re-education
in the "art of espresso" at its 7,100 U.S. locations.
Don't say you haven't been warned, coffee achievers!