I've
been pretty much living in Planes, Trains and Automobiles for the past
36 or so hours. After waiting eleven hours in an airport yesterday, I
rode a Greyhound for four hours to quite possibly also spend today in
another airport. Anyway, one great thing about a bus ride? Truck stops! I
love shopping at truck stops. And yesterday, while squatting over a
disgusting toilet, I looked up to find the condom machine. Four flavored
condoms for 75-cents? What a deal! I knew it was finally time to pop my
condom-machine cherry. Unfortunately, it turns out it wasn't such a
good deal after all.
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