Lots
of young people say they love old people, but in the way that they love
little kitties or pictures of babies making I’ve-got-gas faces. “So
adorable,” they exclaim. “I could just squeeze them forever." But let’s
face it, when it comes to real life, young people are freaked by olds.
They don’t want to think about having to pee in a bag or dying alone.
They don’t want to listen to their lengthy stories or help them buy
tea. And they certainly don’t want to deal with the fact that although
they’re decades older than them, many olds still want to fuck the youth
silly. Face it youngsters, olds are people, too, and olds can be cool.
Here’s one special senior who’s got it going on more than you do.
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