One woman: Amy Winehouse. Two choices: spooning or sporking.
Everyone
knows what “spooning” is so I need not repeat the obvious, but
“sporking” is a whole other beast. Sporking is a good spooning that
turns into a great porking—thus the name.
In Amy’s case, I’m
just going to spoon her. It’s too hard for me to watch her smoke crack
and deteriorate in front of everyone’s eyes—a sporking is the last
thing she needs right now; I’ll save that for the Lindsay Lohans of
the world. No, I’m offering Amy Winehouse a good old-fashioned spooning
because I think it could help right now, given the recent release of
her "crack smoking" video.
In my head, it goes a little something like this...
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