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• Daily Candy Shines Its Little Penis Light on London

  The London bureau of Daily Candy sent out this email today suggesting its readers might be interested in this penis shaped chandelier.  Is this really a $6,000 "path to enlightenment" or bad wordplay for a big dick? Close-up after the jump.  Read More... Posted Nov 10 2008, 11:04 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: wtf, london, penis, vagina couch, daily candy, penis chandelier

• Sloppy Seconds: The Next Ashley Alexandra Dupre Scandal Begins

  A nine-year-old girl successfully sued her parents to break away from her birth name. You will be astounded to hear what it was... although at least it wasn't Benson or Hedges (a pair of twins) or, better yet, Number 16 Bus Shelter, all of which are real. The most famous penis in the world is now 17.  50 Cent is suing Taco Bell. That's all you need to know. Read More... Posted Jul 24 2008, 05:20 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: Barack Obama, john McCain, penises, sex scandal, ashley alexandra dupree, extra-marital affair, lawsuit, pregnacy, baby, seniors, older men, daily candy