You
remember this poor little bastard, Alfie Patten, the four-foot tall
13-year-old new dad. First came the news of the 13- and 15- year- old
parents, then came allegations that the baby momma Chantelle had slept
around with numerous other schoolboys. Alfie agreed to take a DNA test,
once his mum explained to him what a DNA test was. We'd just been
wondering ourselves what the results of the paternity test had been
when this update hit the tabloids...
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