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• Tina Fey Was On Sesame Street?

  It was over two years ago, but you think we'd remember something this good. Luckily, Jezebel and Strollerderby broke out the video yesterday to remind us of it. The occasion? The Sesame Street DVD from that season will be out on Tuesday. Hopefully, this video will stay up on YouTube until then. (And, by the way, never let it be said that Tina Fey can't act. She manages to keep a straight face during all this nonsense.)   Related: It's Like Reefer Madness But With Dogs Feist Is Very Well-Qualified to Teach Counting on Sesame Street Posted Apr 17 2009, 09:59 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: video, tina fey, 30 rock, sesame street, jezebel, strollerderby, dvds, actresses, acting, elmo

• While You Were Sleeping: Is Lindsay Lohan's Career Over?

  The New York Times just figured out that the sexting craze means some teens will go to jail. This Rob Schneider interview may be the best thing we've read all week. Yeah, we know-- Rob Schneider... Apple is preparing to raise iTunes download prices to $1.29. We suspect this might have something to do with preparing people for the high price Beatles downloads will be. Read More... Posted Mar 27 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: lindsay lohan, drunk, drugs, david byrne, New York City, India, movie, bruce springsteen, the new york times, while you were sleeping, dvds, teens, itunes, economic stimulus, mta, teacher, computer, beatles, sexting, economic crisis, teacher scandal, ibm, rob schneider

• While You Were Sleeping: John Mayer's Penis

  Jason Segel has no luck with women, claims the Post. Really dig this Tropic of Cancer-inspired photo. [NSFW] George W. Bush is writing a book on "the most important decisions of his presidency." Since those were all made by Cheney, we wonder why they're calling this an autobiography. Read More... Posted Mar 19 2009, 10:09 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: books, dead people, john mayer, death, Victoria's Secret, george w bush, penis, autobiography, new york post, penises, dick cheney, dvds, sfw, robberies, twilight, jason segel, dead penis society, natasha richardson, john mayer's penis

• While You Were Sleeping: Jennifer Aniston Finally Speaks Out About Brad Pitt

  A rabbi says he was able to conquer his fear of Nazis... by playing Call of Duty. First, it was Bob Dole with the Tarantino movies. Now, it's Gary Sinise and Redacted. Why is it the conservatives always attack movies they haven't even seen? Chris Brown and Rihanna are... writing a book? And it's about domestic abuse?! Read More... Posted Mar 11 2009, 09:12 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: myspace, rihanna, brad pitt, Friends, jamie lynn spears, ex boyfriends, bill o'reilly, jewish, video game, while you were sleeping, jennifer aniston, megan fox, dvds, milk, breakup, sex offender, chris brown, domestic disputes, rabbi, jim cramer

• Michelle Williams Strips, Seduces, Enjoys, And Freaks Out On Ewan McGregor

  Michelle Williams has already bounced back from the stress nightmare and overwhelming publicity surrounding the death of her ex-fiancee, Heath Ledger. First, she nailed a terrific performance in last year's gem Wendy and Lucy, sadly overlooked by Kate Winslet-crazy Oscar voters. Then, she landed the lead in the new film Incendiary, which was a hit at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival and comes to DVD on May 5th. But Nerve Video obtained a copy of the graphic and memorable sex scene between Williams and co-star Ewan McGregor (man, that guy's naked in everything)... Read More... Posted Mar 03 2009, 03:59 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, Heath Ledger, sex scenes, oscars, nsfw, kate winslet, michelle williams, naked people, ewan mcgregor, imdb, dvds, nerve sex scenes, naked men, sexy people, naked woman, naked man, sex scene, movie pictures, sundance

• Otto, the Gay Zombie Flick on DVD Today

  The first gay zombie film* Otto: Or, Up With Dead People, directed by Bruce LaBruce, comes out on DVD today. The unrated DVD cautions, "This film contains extreme zombie sex," which is a new one in a played genre. As a zombie-movie aficionado, I thought this would be a no-brainer (or an all-brainer?), but it left me cold as the undead. I don't know from Bruce LaBruce, but this film must be for his fans.  Here's the trailer. Read More... Posted Feb 10 2009, 12:22 PM by Colleen Kane with | with no comments Filed under: zombies, dvds, extreme porn, bruce labruce, soulndtracks, otto, extreme zombie sex, zombie movies, homophones

• Caption This: Anne Hathaway Will Rent as Many Children as She Wants

  [Image] Posted Dec 17 2008, 10:46 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: new york, 2008, scanner emily, pictures, caption this, emily farris, images, netflix, movie rentals, dvds, anne hathaway, anne hathaway naked, ann hathaway, school children, feeding america, feeding the kids, pictures of anne hathaway, rent as many movies as you'd like, anne hathaway pictures, chefs hats, posing with children, december 17, children in chefs hats, pictures of children in chefs hats, anne hathaway posting with children, celebrities posing with children, rent as many movies as you like

• Scanner Giveaway: Signed Elton John DVDs!

  We're dead serious. The man who played piano while wearing those giant sunglasses. The dude who told Lilly Allen he could snort her under the table. One of the baddest mofos of all time, or at least 1973, Elton John, has agreed to autograph copies of his new DVD documentary "Tantrums and Tiaras," which features behind-the-scenes craziness and excesses not seen since the Rolling Stones were still allowed within our borders. Like we said-- despite all this kidding around-- we're serious. We're going to give you autographed Elton John DVDs... all you have to do is... Read More... Posted Nov 25 2008, 02:52 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, rock and roll, music, gay marriage, john lennon, elton john, lilly allen, aids, documentaries, rolling stones, dvds, scanner giveaway, the 70s, cd, autographs

• Now You Can Stop Stealing Criterion DVDs From The Library...

  Today, the tech blogs are excitedly spreading the word about The Auteurs, a film buff's online paradise, complete with select free Criterion Collection movies streamed right back at ya... Read More... Posted Nov 25 2008, 01:49 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, dvds, free stuff, libraries, gena rowlands, criterion, john cassavetes, the auteurs

• Swaptree: The Next Cool Free Internet Thing

  We were hoping to get our "Netflix For Books" idea off the ground for years now, but realized it was probably too expensive for us cheap hobo literary types. That's why we're secretly thrilled that Swaptree, if it works, has taken over where we gave up... Read More... Posted Nov 06 2008, 02:50 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: movies, scanner book club, books, music, netflix, dvds, book club, free stuff, free books

• While You Were Sleeping: Playboy Kills the DVD

  Rudy Ray Moore, aka "Dolemite," passed away.  Billy Baldwin's co-star says his wife is a lucky man because Baldwin is one helluva kisser. This is his transsexual mistress-playing co-star, which makes it all the better. Good Lord, Tom Arnold is absolutely wasted in this video... how ever did it get on the airwaves? Even if those airwaves are over the internet? [Video on autoplay] Read More... Posted Oct 21 2008, 11:06 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: paris hilton, drunk, babies, kissing, playboy, london, television, drinking, cnn, pornography, gillian anderson, baldwins, cnn.com, Transsexuals, dvds, deaths, tom arnold

• We Boiled Mena Suvari's Sex Movie Down To Its Most Watchable Moments

  Translation: we present, so you never have to rent this straight-to-DVD film due out in October, the three-minute graphic sex scene that probably helped keep Stuck out of most movie theaters... Read More... Posted Aug 29 2008, 05:03 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: movies, satire, sex scenes, funny, nsfw, dvds, bad movies, stuck, mena suvari

• And You Thought Only Lesbians Still Watched Buffy The Vampire Slayer

  So, what do NPR correspondents in Baghdad do to unwind when they're not taking death-rides in Humvees and listening to bombs go off? Watch Buffy, natch. In this segment, NPR correspondent Jamie Tarabay talks about why she loved watching Buffy while reporting from Iraq. Hint: cute clothes were only part of the reason.  Posted May 22 2008, 02:38 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Iraq, npr, Buffy Summers, buffy the vampire slayer, dvds

• Scanner Movie Night: Hustler's "Gov Love: The Eliot Spitz-Her Story"

  It was only a matter of time before the Spitzer scandal made it to the porn world, and we're pretty impressed it happened so quickly. NSFW front and back covers of the upcoming DVD after the jump. Read More... Posted Apr 25 2008, 01:34 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: porn, sex scandals, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, dvds