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• Semen Now Considered A Dangerous Weapon In Oregon

  Last June, a woman who had recently broken up with her boyfriend was shopping with her young daughter at the Portland, Oregon Target, just minding her own business. Out of nowhere, her scorned lover approached her and threw-- not acid-- but his own spunk in her face, while the little girl looked on in horror. The man's eventual convicted for assault wasn't enough for Oregon legislators. Read More... Posted Apr 09 2009, 11:35 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: nsfw, assault, orgasms, sexual assault, semen, ejaculation, penises, gross stuff, sexual abuse, oregon, portland, ex-boyfriends, jizz, jizz in my pants, legislation

• Fun With Wikipedia: Mammary Intercourse

  Sometimes, when we read Wikipedia we think to ourselves "why don't they just call a spade a spade? What's the point of mis-educating the public?" But that's what the Urban Dictionary is for we guess, and also, apparently, Wikipedia audio, which offers an enlightening tutorial on "mammary intercourse." Read More... Posted Mar 05 2009, 04:01 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, video, wikipedia, sex, penis, ejaculation, fun with wikipedia, audio, titty fucking, mammary, mammary intercourse, mammary gland, outercourse, wikipedia audio

• Apparently, Times Square's Seedy Side Moved To Eugene, Oregon...

  A recent post in the Rants 'n Raves section of Craig's List Eugene alerted us to the fact that there are places called "sex arcades" where, instead of watching a peep show, people have sex on their lunch breaks. Wha? Read More... Posted Jan 19 2009, 10:48 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: books, horny, employment, jobs, anonymous sex, gay sex, ejaculation, masturbating, jerking off, cheaters, cum, oregon, bookstores, peep show, times square, time magazine, eugene, glory hole

• Hey Fellas: Let Me See That Trowel Roll!

  Doctors in the UK would like you to know that gardening as little as 30 minutes a week can dramatically improve a man's performance in bed—but not because it teaches you to use your hands or cultivate your materials. Read More... Posted Jan 15 2009, 01:37 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: the UK, exercise, studies, doctors, ejaculation, impotence, sex study, vegetables, hands, premature ejaculation, sexual dysfunction, sex studies, flowers, carrots, trowel, using your hands, let me see that tootsie roll, your hands, tootsie roll, cultivating, gardening

• Russians Confused By, Not Necessarily Believers in the Female Orgasm

  These excerpts from Pravda RU (an online newspaper not to be confused with Russia's other Pravda newspaper, which is also available online) made us laugh even harder than we did when we saw this imaginary "orgasm face." Since, we all know, there is no such thing as the female orgasm. Read More... Posted Dec 29 2008, 04:16 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: wtf, funny, russia, clitoris, weird, ejaculation, sexism, sex life, g spot, language, orgams, online, russian, newspaper, pravda

• And The Bad Sex in Fiction Winners Are...

  The British know their sex... which is why they're also qualified to judge the 2008 Bad Sex in Fiction Awards. And this ain't "bad sex" that appears "in fiction." It's bad sex writing from some of the great novels of the year, including John Updike's Witches of Eastwick sequel... After the jump, the winning entries. Read More... Posted Nov 26 2008, 10:18 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: sperm, books, norman mailer, bad sex, london, britain, erotic, semen, ejaculation, bill o'reilly, mayor, scooter libby, novels, british, contest, winners, turn offs

• Now Sweden Has Its Very Own Orgasm Church

  A Swedish court handed down a decision last week acknowledging that The Madonna of Orgasm Church (the other Madonna) had a right to registration as a faith organization, which, according to news reports, is some sort of slap in the face to Christians... Read More... Posted Nov 21 2008, 11:46 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: religion, sexy, orgasms, church, sweden, court, ejaculation, Christianity, swedish, Europe, art porn, religious fanatics

• Todd Solondz Moves Reign of Terror Off Shore

  For the seventh time now, director Todd Solondz is returning to work hoping to make someone else uncomfortable with his unique perspectives on sexuality, identity and suburbia. For the first time, Solondz has jettisoned his normal Jersey environment for a new location… although the creepy sex stuff is coming with him... Read More... Posted Aug 28 2008, 10:35 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, teenagers, demi moore, paul reubens, simpsons, terrorism, ejaculation, statuatory rape, guest bloggers, sex crimes, todd solondz

• From the Medical News Vault: Male Masturbation 'Cuts Cancer Risk'

  A former college professor forwarded this article from 2003 on to us this week with the subject line, "Ignore at your own risk!!!! For God's sake!!!" And yes, in case you were wondering, we did go to a liberal arts school in New York. Anyway, we thought it was worth sharing since we missed it the first time around (did you?) and this is information that could save lives. Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest. They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly. Read More... Posted Apr 23 2008, 10:21 AM by Emily Farris with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: masturbation, news, college, ejaculation, masturbating, cancer, BBC, medical news

• Best or Worst Ad of the Week?

  Sorry for the screenshot... it's really not the same as just a jpeg of the pic, minus that wonderful, boner-in-cheek headline. See it all, after the jump. Read More... Posted Feb 19 2008, 08:55 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sperm, masturbation, New York City, craigslist, sex, boners, semen, sperm donors, ejaculation, erections