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• While You Were Sleeping: Sex and Chocolate

  The government took over Freddie Mac and Sallie Mae, once again proving that if you bring in enough money, it doesn't matter who you fuck over, there will always be someone willing to bail you out. That Asian junkie you've been reading about has thankfully kicked his addiction. You remember the story: he's an elephant. Gisele Bundchen clears up those rumors about her "impending" marriage to Tom Brady: Read More... Posted Sep 08 2008, 09:29 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: chocolate, marriage, advice, microsoft, Barack Obama, gisele bundchen, sex, canada, john McCain, engaged, 9/11, money, seinfeld, heroin, asian, Tom Brady, elephant, sex blogs, government, conservative, teri hatcher

• Anti-Gay Alabama Attorney General Busted in Bed With A Man?

  Troy King, the Attorney General of Alabama, has been dogged by gay rumors for some time now. The hardcore Republican and foe of gay marriage, who backed McCain early in the primaries, is rumored to be ready to resign after the latest juicy allegations surfaced... Read More... Posted Jul 11 2008, 10:15 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: politics, cheating, gay marriage, Republican, donkey, elephant, cheaters, gay rumors, hypocrites, alabama

• James Carville's Jesus Complex & Judas Penis

  James Carville accused Bill "Hot When Bearded" Richardson of betrayal of biblical proportions, saying "Mr. Richardson's endorsement [of Obama] came right around the anniversary of the day when Judas sold out (Jesus) for 30 pieces of silver, so I think the timing is appropriate, if ironic." The irony, of course, is that Carville commits betrayal of biblical proportions every time he biblically "gets to know" his wife. Read More... Posted Mar 25 2008, 01:31 PM by Katie Halper with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: jesus, hillary clinton, thongs, thong, Republican, jesus christ the exclamatory, james carville, bill richardson, mary matalin, judas, clinton, clintons, donkey, cain, betrayal, democrat, mary magdalene, 2008 elections, elephant