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• Taste The Rainbow, Just Wash Your Hands First

  As we mentioned in Sloppy Seconds Monday, in an effort to "embrace social media" Skittles relaunched their website as a Twitter feed—meaning every Tweet that mentions Skittles appears on their homepage. Obviously, this was either incredibly idiotic or an act of genius on the part of the Skittles marketing team, because no one is monitoring the feed, one only has to fill out an age waiver before entering the site. Scarmouch from Yes But No But Yes happened to log on to the Skittles homepage just in time to get the best screen shot/Tweet ever. Read More... Posted Mar 04 2009, 01:54 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: yesbutnobutyes, candy, twitter, bearded men, fingerbanging, marketing, finger banging, dry humping, advertising, tweet, twat, skittles, fingerbang, finger bang, fingerbanged, finger banged

• We're Off to Get Finger Banged at Summer Camp

  Did you think we were joking about all that summer camp obsession business? Because today we're off to teach journalism and food writing (revolving around s'mores, thank you very much) to impressionable young things in the wilds of New Hampshire. Read More... Posted Jul 14 2008, 11:11 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: summer camp, wet hot american summer, finger banging, scanner emily's wet hot american summer, live free or die, new hampshire

• Scanner Roundtable: Bases

  On the car ride home from the best weekend ever that may or may not have involved us drinking too much whiskey and taking a series of pantsless pictures, we questioned a friend about what exactly happened when two people spent the night in her one-person tent. Of course, the subject of bases came up and there was some serious dissent among the car's five passengers. Read More... Posted Jul 07 2008, 01:08 PM by Emily Farris with | with 19 comment(s) Filed under: scanner roundtable, finger banging, pants, 4th of july, bases, camping, whiskey

• National Fingerbang Day Leaves Us Feeling Empty

  We can often rely on Facebook to ruin our day, and today is no exception. When we were invited to National Fingerbang day we got all excited, marked our calendar and clipped our fingernails. Then we read the fine print. Read More... Posted Apr 30 2008, 02:07 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: facebook, wet hot american summer, finger banging, finger fucking, national fingerbang day

• Open Thread: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did at Summer Camp?

  Last week we told you all about how we got finger banged by Michael Ian Black at summer camp. You might have guessed it was a lie. While he did finger bang some girl named Emily at his summer camp, it was not us or our summer camp. In fact, we had some pretty mild summers, sexually speaking. That's why we want to live vicariously through you. What's the dirtiest thing you ever did at summer camp?  Posted Apr 22 2008, 09:02 AM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: drugs, janeane garofalo, sex, summer camp, wet hot american summer, amy poehler, Molly Shannon, Michael Showalter, summer, Michael Ian Black, Christopher Meloni, David Hyde Pierce, Paul Rudd, the state, open thread, finger banging