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• Obama and McCain Supporters Bring Out the Worst In All of Us

  It seems that Republicans are so desperate to win they'll cheat and Democrats are so scared of that cheating that they are offsetting previously-stolen elections with a few semi-legal or even illegal tactics of their own... Here's today's insane roundup... scary, scary stuff... it's enough to make you think Bob Barr might pull it off after all... Read More... Posted Oct 10 2008, 02:08 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: new york, politics, osama bin laden, fox news, Barack Obama, thievery, john McCain, elections, voting, ohio, fraud, election 2008, bob barr, campaign

• Teenage Girl Gets 2 Month Sentence For False Rape Allegation

  A middle-aged taxi driver in England is suffering from a devastating rape allegation made against him by a 17-year-old girl. Aftab Ahmed of Allerton, Bradford was publicly humiliated, lost thousands of pounds defending himself, and is still reeling from the stress caused by the charge... which was false. Now, the girl who was found to have blatantly lied about the incident has been slapped (on the wrist) with a two-month sentence. But Ahmed wants only one thing from her... Read More... Posted Aug 05 2008, 10:57 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 55 comment(s) Filed under: police, drinking, england, arrest, fraud, teenage girls, rape, taxi, underage

• New Orleans Politician Arrested While Getting-- How Perfect-- A Lap Dance

  Our idiot of the day is State Senator Derrick Shepherd, who was busted for assaulting and robbing his ex-girlfriend at his house (which he claims isn't his house), while getting what officers figured was a lap dance... And that's just the last chapter of a multi-part fiasco which started hours earlier...  Read More... Posted Jul 29 2008, 08:01 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: stripper, tila tequila, assault, New Orleans, arrested, fraud, corrupted mind, lap dances, ex-girlfriends

• Clinton's Got the Mojo, But Obama's Got the Hot Dog

  And so we've come to yet another crossroads in this campaign. Today's the day that four key states vote: Texas, Ohio, Vermont, and Rhode Island. Two are no brainers (Obama = VT, Clinton = RI) and two are toss-ups, tied when you even out the polls, although the most recent numbers point to a clear favorite to come up on top today. Plus: Did Obama Get A Kickback, Chicago-Style? Read More... Posted Mar 04 2008, 08:00 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: hillary clinton, Barack Obama, texas, Democrats, primary, election, ohio, Chicago, fraud, gray's papaya, vermont, rhode island