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• This Week in Gayness: Perez Hilton Sues Over Unfilmed Sex Tape

  Is there anything weirder than the US Presidential race, with politicians referring to their wives overly-made-up cunts-- will Bill Clinton never shut up?-- and grown men bowling 37's? Yes-- the North Carolina Senate Race, which pits the wife of a former President(ial candidate)-- guess the Republicans don't mind a tough-talking female opportunist if she's on their side-- Elizabeth Dole, versus Jim Neal, a gay Democratic businessman. And he might win... A school superintendent in Massachusetts is being guarded by the police after yet one-man right-wing douche machine suggested people beat his ass, just for fun. The superintendent's crime... Read More... Posted Apr 10 2008, 01:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: gay, hillary clinton, john mayer, bloggers, perez hilton, Bill Clinton, fred phelps, hate, this week in gayness, bob dole, right-wing, im sex, north carolina

• Sloppy Seconds: Heath Ledger's Love Child?

  We doubt we'll ever fully understand how this is possible, even with the text and photos explaining this incident: a man has been charged with having sex with a table. [Long pause] With a table. Andy Roddick also has had sex with an inanimte object. We're pretty sure the woman he just married is actually a bus that carries New York City tourists around to look at weird people of Williamsburg. Read More... Posted Mar 31 2008, 05:53 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: gay, weird sex, New York City, Heath Ledger, Barack Obama, sex, jamie lynn spears, john McCain, fred phelps, andy roddick

• Homophobic Propagandist Fred Phelps Will Picket Heath Ledger's Funeral

  We don't want to believe this, but if we try real hard and remember our childhood in the Bible Belt, we can almost see this happening, almost. Fred Phelps, the infamous homophobic propagandist, plans to picket Heath Ledger's funeral. You know, for that whole gay cowboy thing. Infuriating flyer after the jump.  Read More... Posted Jan 23 2008, 02:43 PM by Emily Farris with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: dead people, obituaries, death, Heath Ledger, christians, church, sad news, gay cowboys, baptists, homophobics, fred phelps