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• This Week In Gayness: Baton Twirlers Busted For "I Kissed A Girl"

  Only 30-something percent of California voters are supporting the proposal to ban gay marriage there, but that doesn't stop the measure's wacky supporters from saying "elites" are denying the will of "the people." Libertarian Presidential candidate Bob Barr is such a nice, well-rounded individual, he won't let anyone use the words "gay" or "lesbian" on his website. Even in a positive manner. We used to think Canada was the sane, folksy antidote to our crazy U.S. culture, but not after this guy burst onto the national scene there... you won't believe what he said... Read More... Posted Oct 07 2008, 10:32 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: lesbian, politics, transgender, lgbt, mad men, advertisements, texas, canada, bigotry, this week in gayness, libertarians, montana, gayness, georgia, lawsuit, california, california gay marriage, homosexual, katy perry, cheerleader, gay and lesbian rights, execution, televangelist, california gay marriage ban, madison avenue, bob barr, amc

• Go Have A Jolt Cola And A Sandwich, Kids, We Want To Have An Orgy

  My, these middle school teachers sure seem to be getting laid a lot more often than we are. Unfortunately, the ones you're hearing about in the news are all sleeping with underage students or, in the case of those teachers at a school in Augusta, Georgia, with fellow staffers... during lunch... Read More... Posted Oct 06 2008, 10:17 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: school spirit, school, funny, spelling, orgies, food, investigations, middle school, teacher sex, georgia

• Sloppy Seconds: Stripper Shoots Boyfriend Over $150

  Really, we didn't set out to make today about middle-aged blond ladies with implants and ties to the porn industry...  A top Superior Court official in Cobb County, Georgia resigned after the following allegations were made public: Sex in a judge's chambers, trysts at local hotels during business hours, obscene phone calls to female workers and a desire to see lesbian sex are among the many accounts of what was going on... for the past two decades. A new study indicates the pill may lead women to make incorrect mating decisions. Hmm... no comment.  And Paris Hilton is being sued for... Read More... Posted Aug 13 2008, 05:09 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, stripper, paris hilton, george w bush, pamela anderson, guns, High School Musical, condoleezza rice, money, Christian, sex scandal, boyfriends, Breakup of the Week, tommy lee, cindy mccain, exes, sex addicts, georgia, lawsuit, california

• The Greatest Dive Bars: The Clermont Lounge

  We were in Atlanta over the 4th of July weekend to see Tom Waits play on his rare and limited-date US tour, for which we drove down from Brooklyn. After the show, a cute and rather innocent female we knew suggested, almost offhandedly, that we might enjoy this place called the Clermont Lounge... Read More... Posted Aug 11 2008, 01:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: stripper, beer, music, booze, strip clubs, boob envy, tom waits, dive bars, georgia, the greatest dive bars, atlanta

• Sloppy Seconds: The Million-Dollar Strip Club Buy

  Do you want your kids playing with Pregnant Paper Dolls? We guess so long as it's not Jamie Lynn Pregnant Paper Dolls... Lies and attacks usually help: McCain now trails Obama by a mere three points nationally.  We'd say the woman who witnessed all of the following might actually win a case against her lawyer boss... Read More... Posted Aug 01 2008, 04:54 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: Barack Obama, brad pitt, strip clubs, blow jobs, john McCain, money, angelina joile, naked people, sexual harassment, baby pictures, georgia, lawsuit, pregnacy, verne troyer

• EXCLUSIVE: Toby Keith Worships Satan, Ted Nugent, And Lynch Mobs

  Toby Keith, America's highest-rated terrorist, is sending the liberal blogs into a tither after his appearance on the Colbert Report last night. And it isn't even for anything he said-- actually, it's for a song he's been singing for years and which was a smash hit single after 9/11, containing lyrics that most thinking people would find insane and dangerous had they not been avoiding country music radio since 1976... Read More... Posted Jul 31 2008, 11:57 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 9 comment(s) Filed under: stephen colbert, guns, fights, racism, country music, songs, race, huffington post, colbert report, toby keith, georgia, guantanamo, ted nugent

• Where's Our Invitation To The Waffle House Wedding?

  Like cutting room floor footage from a Werner Herzog film, there was a wedding in the Dacula, Georgia Waffle House parking lot. While we realize we never got around to reporting on this a few weeks back, we now have a valid reason for bringing it up again: Photographic evidence... Read More... Posted Jul 24 2008, 12:41 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: marriage, funny, rednecks, wedding, food, nascar, photo essay, georgia, waffle house

• This Week In Gayness: My Boyfriend Won't Put Out

  If your Dad is a fervent anti-homosexual zealot, best not to brag to his face about having come from the Pride parade.  What, you thought they'd let gay couples on the revamped "Newlywed Game"?  A woman who worked in the Georgia General Assembly claims to have been fired after telling her boss she was "going to live as a woman." Guess which reality show host is joining the cast of "The L Word" for Season Six? Read More... Posted Jul 23 2008, 02:50 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: lesbian, reality shows, transgender, showgirls, advice, l word, showtime, reality show stars we'd like to fuck, congress, Democrats, discrimination, Pam Grier, don't ask don't tell, elizabeth berkley, bravo, lesbos, georgia, lesbian fantasies, jennifer beals, newlywed, turkey

• It's Time For Some Campaignin'

  JibJab's latest video, skewering the '08 election... New national polls show a crazy scenario: a third-party candidate is threatening to throw the election one way or another and even "safe" states from previous election cycles are in play. Sound familiar? It may happen again, people... Read More... Posted Jul 16 2008, 12:37 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: video, politics, Barack Obama, texas, john McCain, elections, Republican, campaigns, arizona, democrat, georgia

• Racist Fake Obama T-Shirt Has Internet In Uproar

  A bar in our least-favorite state of the week is incurring the wrath of Digg and various other pro-Obama websites with their totally racist and disgusting T-shirt. Let's see it and hate on it, after the jump, shall we...  Read More... Posted May 14 2008, 10:40 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: politics, Barack Obama, racism, race, digg, politcal correctness, georgia

• Republican To Steal Election For Obama By Running Against Him

  In 2000, spoiler Ralph Nader, pretending to be a free-thinking ex-Democrat, helped throw the election to The Worst President in American History (™Doris Kearns Goodwin.) In 2004, John Kerry pretended to run for President, thus ensuring an easy re-election for The Worst President, who would've had no chance in hell otherwise. Now, it's to the Republicans go the spoilers, with Jonathan McCain's shot at world domination threatened by none other than a Republican ex-Congressman and homo-hater... Read More... Posted May 13 2008, 11:06 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: al gore, republicans, Bill Clinton, john edwards, john McCain, John Kerry, ralph nader, impeachment, communism, democratic primary, libertarians, georgia