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• Penis Iceberg, Right Ahead!

  We have a hard time believing this penis-shaped iceberg, snapped in the Bransfield Straight, near Antarctica, is real, but we'd like to think it's Mother Nature sending us a little message about global warming. Read More... Posted Sep 12 2008, 11:25 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: sculpture, penis, ice, global warming, alaska, titanic, sarah palin, penis sculpture, iceberg, ice sculpture, titanic cock, antarctica

• Sarah Palin Thinks Global Warming Is Polar Bear Sh*t

  Gina Gershon as Sarah Palin on Funny or Die has us rolling. Everyone's been so focused on the resemblence between Sarah Palin and Tina Fey, they've failed to notice how much Gina Gershon looks like Alaska's governor. And, whoa, does she. Thanks to Gershon's spot-on Palin impersonation, the video manges a few solid jabs at the VP candidate without seeming preachy or mean. And in her American flag bikini, holding that giant gun, we're reminded that if Sarah Palin "shoots you in the face, it's because she was aiming for it." Video (and bikini) after the jump.   Read More... Posted Sep 11 2008, 01:08 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: funny or die, gina gershon, global warming, sarah palin

• In Da Club, Saving Da Planet One Piezoelectric Dance Floor at a Time

  Love partying and energy efficiency? Well then, let us tell you about your new favorite London nightclub! Surya claims to be “the world’s first ecological club” and it's got a laundry list of green features to back up that claim.  What are some of the ways Surya plans to rescue us all from global climate change?   Read More... Posted Jul 22 2008, 12:32 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: london, dancing, global warming, nightclub

• Nude Bicyclists Protest... Global Warming?

  The streets of Denver were thrown into chaos after a group of crazed hippies dared to ride after dark without their clothes on. While no arrests have been reported, readers of a local television station's website reacted as if the Taliban had thrown an orgy with Nazi teachers at a local elementary school... Read More... Posted Jul 15 2008, 01:10 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: ridiculousness, hippies, naked, protest, bicycles, colorado, nude photos, global warming, denver

• George W. Bush: Master of Disaster

  Oh boy... all right, tell us... what did Turd Brain say this time? Read More... Posted Jul 11 2008, 08:50 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: politics, daily show, drunk, george w bush, funny, President Bush, global warming, oval office, turd, idiots, presidents

• Wall-E's Puppet Master Revealed: It's Al Gore!

  The right wing has gotten tired of trying to find something wrong with Obama's mortgage or which hand he uses to wipe away his Muslim tears while he salutes the Nazi flag. They have a new enemy, one who''s smaller than an ogre but still bigger than John McCain: Wall-E. Read More... Posted Jul 08 2008, 02:24 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: politics, al gore, Disney, movie, pixar, global warming, right-wing, animation, conservative, wall-e

• Sloppy Seconds: Heath Ledger's Birthday

  This piece of art is almost entirely composed of naked bodies. Look closely.  Billionaire/ media mogul/ environmentalist Ted Turner is worried that if global warming continues at its current rate, we'll either be dead or cannibals in 30 to 40 years. Read More... Posted Apr 04 2008, 05:19 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: photos, Heath Ledger, naked bodies, michelle williams, assassination, Martin Luther King, bearded men, global warming, ted turner

• Today in Global Warming: 10 Fun Surprises

  Al Gore today declined to speculate on whether he will end up the consensus candidate and drive a Gore-Clinton Prius to the White House this year. In celebration of the former President-Elect's resurgence, Live Science put together a list of the Top 10 Surprising Results of Global Warming, most of which do not involve blogging by candlelight. Read More... Posted Mar 28 2008, 03:47 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: al gore, the hills, james bond, animals, New York City, future, democratic primary, global warming, futurama