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• Shia LaBeouf's Oedipus Complex

  We're all for boys respecting their mothers and even for thinking that Mama is the most beautiful woman on the planet. But Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull star Shia LaBeouf might have just crossed the creepy line when talking to Playboy. When asked by the magazine who he thought was the sexiest person he knew, he said it was his mother. But LaBeouf didn't stop there. Read More... Posted May 05 2009, 01:49 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: relationships, children, families, creepy, harrison ford, indiana jones, mothers, shia labeouf, oedipus, mothers and sons, oedipus complex, your mom, yo mama

• "Star Wars" Retold by Someone Who Hasn't Seen it Sounds About Right to Us

  As we have admitted here more than once, we have never seen "Star Wars." We don't know why, really. Maybe our parents did a terrible job of raising us? Whatever the reason, we probably now hold the blame ourselves for doing absolutely nothing about it. But it's sort of become this thing, like a party trick: "I've never seen 'Star Wars!'" Maybe it's our Cinderella shoe; perhaps we're fated to marry the man who finally sits us down and makes us watch it. Until then we're perfectly content to watch "'Star Wars' Retold by Someone Who Hasn't Seen It," a video made by some guy after his friend Amanda told him she'd never seen the Triology but could tell him what happens. We're glad to know that we're not the only ones who think Han is named Hans. Read More... Posted Jan 15 2009, 12:34 PM by Emily Farris with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: movies, video, star wars, shame, girls, harrison ford, animation, hans solo, luke skywalker, films, star wars trilogy, star wars retold by someone who hasn't seen it, cinderella, han solo, light sabers

• Today in Unlikely Couples: David Spade and....

  David Spade was caught smooching with a new lady over the weekend. We were surprised when David Spade dated Heather Locklear. And again when he married some model. So we're not all that surprised by this. It's not that he's unattractive, he's just... David Spade, you know? So, who is Spade's new lady friend? Read More... Posted Nov 24 2008, 01:11 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: abc, couples, harrison ford, make out, david spade, desperate housewives, terri hatcher, brothers and sisters, television shows, tv shows on abc, make out buddies, david spade girlfriends, nicollette sheridan, who is david spade dating, melrose place, sally field, molly good, unlikely celebrity couples, spade, dana delaney, marcia cross, collista flockhart, unlikely couples, mollygood, david, celebrity couples

• While You Were Sleeping: Mischa Barton Can't Keep Her Clothes On

  Once you read this family's story, you won't have much to complain about anymore. Yesterday, seven members of the Palin administration (gack! no, we mean her administration in Alaska, don't worry) agreed to testify in the Troopergate investigation. They'll probably say they didn't know anything about the unethical firing; after all, everyone who actually knows something is refusing to cooperate. Tonight, VH1 broadcasts the Hip Hop Honors, with awards going to... Read More... Posted Oct 06 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, hip hop, death, mischa barton, fights, vice president, harrison ford, indiana jones, nipple slip, joe biden, kimbo, vh1, sfw, naked photos, sarah palin

• Video of the Day: Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Gay Rabbi

  We wanted to hate this, we really did. But in the end, we couldn't.  Posted May 22 2008, 12:12 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: gay, video of the day, trailers, brokeback mountain, harrison ford, indiana jones, george lucas, gene wilder, the frisco kid

• Did Han Solo Show Princess Leia His Spaceballs in the Trailer?

  Carrie Fisher recently hinted that she and Harrison Ford may have had an affair while filming the Star Wars movies. Read More... Posted May 01 2008, 09:13 AM by Emily Farris with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: star wars, trailers, harrison ford, carrie fisher, affaris, princess leia, hans solo

• Sloppy Seconds: Pretty Young Things

  Chelsea Clinton can't get enough of the gays. And apparently, they can't get enough of her. [Queerty]  Suri Cruise is two-years-old. And still so fucking cute. We just want to squeeze her! [People] If you are a pedophile, you might enjoy these "sexy" pictures of Miley Cyrus. [JustJared]  The other U.S. American Miss South Carolina will work for the John McCain campaign and like such as. [Wonkette] Read More... Posted Apr 21 2008, 05:33 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: harry potter, sloppy seconds, robots, miley cyrus, scarlett johansson, suri cruise, john McCain, Chelsea clinton, harrison ford, Emma Watson, interns, pretty young things, class rings, miss south carolina

• New "Indiana Jones" Trailer Bums Us Out

  Raiders of the Lost Ark has always struck us as a perfect film. We've just never been able to find ourselves anything other than blissfully hypnotized by the thing, and we've never been able to find a single thing that we would change about it. So we're gonna do what we can to stick our fingers in our ears and go "la la la" at the end of May, because boy howdy, does the trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull sure look crummy. Read More... Posted Mar 03 2008, 12:00 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: harrison ford, indiana jones, cate blanchett, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Steven Spielberg, Raiders of the Lost Ark, X-files 2, Ray Winstone

• Indiana Jones Sound FX Whip Makes All Your Harrison Ford Fantasies Come To Life

  We have to admit we're pretty excited about the new Indiana Jones movie for reasons including but not limited to Cate Blanchett and the Indiana Jones Sound FX Whip. Read More... Posted Feb 19 2008, 10:41 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: toys, gizmodo, marital aids, whips, harrison ford, indiana jones, cate blanchett