We're seriously starting to wonder why we didn't just drive all the way across the country and go to California instead of the Midwest. We just spent an hour-and-a-half in a car to get about ten miles. We were skidding all over the place and had to turn around a few times because we couldn't make it up a few hills. But is it any worse than living in hurricane land or the hot, hot heat?
Which would you marry, fuck and kill: blizzard, hurricane, heat wave?
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