We've mentioned Heidi Fleiss' plans for a man brothel
before, but before you hop on Expedia and buy that ticket to Nevada,
wait for the dust to clear. It seems that Heidi is having trouble
making the biz legit. She may not be able to get a brothel license because she's
been convicted of a felony (for running a brothel, of course). Oh,
Nevada licensing board, have a heart. Think of all the poor undersexed
women out there who will be deprived of their chance to soak in the
glistening sweat of a former Chip 'n Dale dancer. Think of the former
Chip 'n Dale dancers who will be deprived of their chance to move up in
the world. Oh, the dreams that will be dashed if the Hollywood Madam
can't find a home for herself on the range.
