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• Nude Bicyclists Protest... Global Warming?

  The streets of Denver were thrown into chaos after a group of crazed hippies dared to ride after dark without their clothes on. While no arrests have been reported, readers of a local television station's website reacted as if the Taliban had thrown an orgy with Nazi teachers at a local elementary school... Read More... Posted Jul 15 2008, 01:10 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: ridiculousness, hippies, naked, protest, bicycles, colorado, nude photos, global warming, denver

• Dolphin Sex Anyone?

  Oh my dear sweet lord!  Attention all hippies.  I don’t usually say things like this, but please feel free to purchase black-light posters of dolphins, tie-dyed tee-shirts of dolphins, mugs, backpack patches, even tattoos of dolphins, but for the love of Jerry Garcia please DO NOT have sex with dolphins. Read More... Posted Jun 11 2008, 04:30 PM by Steve McKay with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: jessica alba, sex, hippies, fetishes, dolphins

• Guess All Those Strippers Fatally Obscured The Allure Of Vegan Food

  Hey, remember when we told you about that Portland strip club that was attempting to mix vegan cuisine with naked ladyparts? Yeah, well, according to Fleshbot, you can currently find it up for sale. So sorry, Johnny Diablo; we thank you for the memory, and we're sure Portland thanks you for the mammaries. This really leaves us with only one question: which one of you lucky Pacific Northwest strip clubs is gonna pony up for the services of that lovely lady up there, huh? God, we've been crushing on her for, like, weeks. Not that we've ever seen her at her job or anything -- but we can almost guarantee you that she won't come in to work smelling like beef! [via Fleshbot]  Posted Mar 26 2008, 04:30 PM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: strip clubs, strippers, veganism, hippies, portland oregon, where's the beef?, thanks for the mammaries

• No Meat in the Champagne Room. Or the Kitchen.

  Diabolic Portland entrepreneur Johnny Diablo first tried to get people to eat vegan style by creating Pirate's Tavern, a short-lived theme restaurant that was supposed to capitalize on the inexplicable success of those Johnny Depp movies to spread the gospel of cruelty-free food. But that didn't work, so when he was planning his latest venture, Casa Diablo, he went for a gimmick that's a little more tried and true: tits and ass. Read More... Posted Feb 12 2008, 10:00 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: strip clubs, veganism, hippies, portland oregon