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• Super-Thin Supermodel Attacked For Being "Fat?"

  Does this woman look "fat" to you? Well, according to one Brazillian newspaper, the #6 highest-paid supermodel in the world isn't ready for the runway, and other outrageous statements for which "WTF?" seems too polite a reply. Read More... Posted Jun 30 2008, 12:31 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: Victoria's Secret, model, fat, hot chicks, brazil, skinny, nude photos, supermodels

• Vote For... Miss Ron Paul 2008

  To distract from his tremendous loss in West Virginia yesterday, one candidate has announced a new Get Out The Vote strategy: allow five smoking-hot lasses to duke it out on the campaign website... for the title of "Miss."  The big loser? Nope, not Barack Obama, but our old least favorite, Ron Paul! The big winners? You'll see... Read More... Posted May 14 2008, 03:01 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: republicans, politics are sexy!, swimsuits, hot chicks, ron paul, libertarians, bimbos, miss bimbo, paultards

• Douchebags and the Hot Girls Who Inexplicably Love Them

  The formula is simple: douchey guy+smoking hot girl=senseless, hilarious, pain. Thank you Internet. It's not that we love repetition, it's just that we cannot get enough of greasy, face-licking men. (via Best Week Ever)  Posted Mar 11 2008, 05:07 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: douchebag, hot chicks

• I Hate Myself for Loving You: Hayden Paniettiere

  We're going to try something different with this one: reasons why we love (and really get annoyed by) Heroes star Hayden Panettiere. The eighteen-year-old inspires love of the dirty, dirty variety in us, but there's a lot that pisses us off. For those of you who hate lists, are pervs, and/or want to look at the pictures, there are hundreds after the jump... Read More... Posted Mar 06 2008, 02:44 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: hate myself for loving you, paris hilton, Hayden Panettiere, Heroes, PETA, sex, Cheerleaders, photo of the day, NBC, vanity fair, friday night lights, hot chicks, jailbait, vegan

• Lisa Nova's Valentine's Day Tips

  We've always been a sucker for hot chicks who read... Charles Bukowski? Aside from the very unladylike reading choices, Lisa Nova is pretty frickin' awesome... dig these tips for guys (and gals) on how to make Thursday the Thursday to remember from this week... Posted Feb 12 2008, 04:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: valentine's day, you tube, lisa nova, hot chicks