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• Women in Jeans Can't Be Raped, But the Italian Supreme Court Can Be Total C*cksucker Douchebags

  Whether there's room for Ginuwine in your jeans or not, sex while you're wearing them has to be consensual. At least that's what we gather from the Italian Supreme Court's decision to overturn a rape conviction because "the supposed victim must have agreed to sex because her jeans could not have been removed without her consent." Seriously? "She was wearing jeans" is not a legal defense! What the fuck is going on in the world? We're about to put on our Calvins and kick some Italian Supreme Court justices where they zip up. Previously: Italian Dude Fined For Grabbing Crotch; Salon Gives the Background Previously: Nothing Says "Ti Amo" Like A BJ From a Minor in a Car Posted Mar 10 2008, 02:25 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: stupidity, italians, italians do it creepier, jeans

• Italian Dude Fined For Grabbing Crotch; Salon Gives the Background

  We're pretty certain that even in the country that basically invented the word fascism, gentlemen of every class have been able to rub their balls in public. But the times, they are apparently changing. An Italian court has ruled that it's illegal for a man to be "ostentatiously touching his genitals through his clothing" in public -- which they've apparently been doing for luck, according to Slate. Read More... Posted Mar 07 2008, 08:00 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: the law, old and crazy, italians do it creepier, italians do it better, slate magazine, crotchgrabing

• Crush of the Week: Ellen Page as Hayley Stark in "Hard Candy"

  There's a word for seeing 2005's claustrophobic pedophilia thriller Hard Candy one day, and the next day learning that Italy basically just said it's OK for old dudes to get BJ's from minors in a car so long as your txtmsgs are convincingly emotional. That word is serendipitous. Because whereas on most days, we'd have read that bit of news and maybe been satisfied with a couple of Polanski jokes, today... today, we are full on pissed about it. Read More... Posted Feb 11 2008, 04:03 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: crush of the week, italians do it creepier, ellen page, hard candy, hayley stark

• Nothing Says "Ti Amo" Like A BJ From a Minor in a Car

  Huh. Looks like it's OK to screw underage girls in Italy so long as it sounds like you might actually feel something for them. Read More... Posted Feb 11 2008, 04:02 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: sex scandals, italians do it creepier, minors