Before
we were fully aware of the genius that is Bob Dylan, we crushed hard on
the fruit of his loin, Jakob, the frontman for the Wallflowers
(three-hit wonders?). While the Wallflowers are still working toward
that fourth hit (hey, we're looking forward to it even if you're not),
Jakob has been working on some solo material. And that got us thinking,
if given the opportunity, right now, to have sex with father or son,
we'd have a pretty tough decision to make.
At first we thought 'no
brainer, Bob.' But he often mails it in on stage these days, and you
can tell a lot about the way a man will perform in bed by the way he
performs on stage. Bob Dylan doesn't have anything to prove to anyone
anymore. Jakob, on the other hand, has everything to prove and always
will, so he'd probably work extra hard to make sure we were completely
satisfied. But would we really pass up the opportunity to fuck fucking
Bob Dylan? Shouldn't we jump at the chance to please him even if he
just lays there and grumbles "It ain't me, babe, but suck it anyway."
He's given us so much...
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