By
the time (if ever) we get engaged, we'll probably be twice Jamie Lynn
Spears' age and our engagement ring will cost half as much. [FameCrawler]
Is anyone going to read James Frey's new novel? It's supposed to be fiction. [Yahoo!]
If
you had groupies, wouldn't you sleep with them? We would, unless we
were, say, William Shatner and the Trekkies wanted to act out SciFi
fantasies in bed. [Contact Music]
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