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• 73-Year-Old Porn Star a Japanese Sensation, American Media Obsession

  This is Shigeo Tokuda. CNN, Time Magazine and various other "well-respected" media outlets are obsessed with him. "Why?" you ask...   Read More... Posted Jul 28 2008, 03:01 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: porn, japan cannot be stopped, fetishes, shigeo tokuda, japanese fetish

• Bonkers Japanese Teen Sex Meta-Comic Will Haunt Our Holiday Weekend

  ... and now it will haunt yours, too! See ya next week! Read More... Posted May 23 2008, 02:51 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: japan cannot be stopped, teen sex, comic books, sex comics

• Shopping for the Perfect Bra to Carry Your Mangoes?

  You know those 10-year-old grimey canvas bags you do your "eco-friendly" shopping with? They may be good for the environment, but it's disgusting that you actually put food in them. If you're finally ready to class-up, the bra on this lady folds out into two reusable, lacy red shopping bags. It's called the No! Shopping Bag Bra, and it's nice to see underwear is finally pulling its weight in the fight against pollution.  Read More... Posted May 21 2008, 03:22 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: japan cannot be stopped, bra, the environemnt

• Ill-Received New DC Comics Character Totally Floats our Boat

  Meet Shy Crazy Lolita Canary. She's a tiny bird-girl in a private-school outfit who -- as a member of DC's new, supposedly Japanese pop culture superteam Super Young Team -- apparently has the bone-shattering ability to scream "Pardon me" with the combined voices of a million teens. Also: we pretty much love her, even though we've only seen the proto sketch featured above. Not everyone is a fan, though...   Read More... Posted May 20 2008, 02:03 PM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: japan cannot be stopped, schoolgirl outfits, Super Young Team, DC Comics, Shy Crazy Lolita Canary

• What's Hiding in Her Boobs?

  Here's a hint, it looks delicious. Read More... Posted May 08 2008, 05:01 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, japan cannot be stopped, japan, boob, japanese boob pudding, boob pudding

• Japanese Film Crew Arrested For Shooting Porn In A McDonald's

  No, this is not it. An undisclosed number of filmmakers and actors were arrested last Wednesday in Japan for shooting a porn in a McDonald's earlier in the year. Producer Kunikazu Ishii, 51, an actress, 21, an actor, 29, and staff were arrested for allegedly shooting a porn film at the McDonald’s outlet around 3 p.m. on Jan 24. A customer noticed them and called police. McDonald’s staff were apparently unaware of what was going on. One of the suspects was quoted by police as saying, “We didn’t think it would be a problem as long as nobody noticed what we were doing.” Yeah, we're not buying that one either. You know what would have been a way better excuse? "We didn't think it'd be a problem as long as everyone was lovin' it!"  ZING! Zing? Whatevs. Hey, we'll make it up to you: click through for the supersexy female version of the above ad. [via AVN] Read More... Posted Apr 16 2008, 10:01 AM by Bryan Christian with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: porn, japan cannot be stopped, the law, japan, I'm Lovin' It!, McDonald's

• More Crap From Japan That We're Losing Our Sh*t Over: The Kung Fu Bear

  This is Claude, an Asiatic Black Bear who lives in a Hiroshima zoological park. According to the video's description:   Read More... Posted Apr 07 2008, 04:27 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: japan cannot be stopped, kung fu, bears, animals fighting

• While You Were Sleeping It Off Yesterday, the Japanese Penis Parade Was Passing You By

  Japan's annual Kanamara Festival took place yesterday in Kawasaki. Oh, what's that, you're not familiar with the centuries old Festival of the Steel Phallus where penises are paraded down the street at the beginning of Spring to ask for protection against syphilis and other sexually transmitted diseases? Perhaps you'd like to see the video footage then...   Read More... Posted Apr 07 2008, 03:17 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: japan cannot be stopped, japan, penis, kanamara festival, penis parade

• Video of the Day: Japanese Develop Most Humiliating Public Toilet Ever

  For the second day in a row: inexplicable Japanese TV. No one bothered to translate yesterday's video -- come on, kids, no one out there speaks the Japanese? -- but don't worry: today's video isn't nearly as random. Like, we already knew that we don't wanna have our toilet time revealed for all the world to see, as today's clip demonstrates. We had no idea how much we feared getting a vibrator in our asshole in the morning -- and that kinda sounds like something we'd be open to. Posted Mar 25 2008, 12:23 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: video of the day, japan cannot be stopped, toilets, toilet humor (literally)

• Video of the Day: Japanese Develop "Vibrator In Your Ass" Alarm Clock

  Even if we did speak Japanese -- which we don't -- it's entirely possible that we still wouldn't know what in the holy hell is going here. You got a bunch of people trying to sleep and a dude reaching under the covers and waking them up with a personal massager right in their backside... Yeah, we're lost. Anyone out there care to translate for us? Posted Mar 24 2008, 12:07 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: japan cannot be stopped, tv, youtube, lost in translation, japanese tv

• Video of the Day: Japanese TV Show Locates 'Most Beautiful Woman in Italy'

  Italia by pocarisweater According to Japan Probe, the premise of this video is as follows: Find a random woman on the street. Ask that woman to introduce the film crew to a more beautiful friend. Have that more beautiful friend introduce the film crew to an even more beautiful friend. Repeat until one meets the 12th woman - she will be the most beautiful woman in Italy. Yes. All of these women are cute, if not hot, but more amazing is the host's reaction each time he locates a "more beautiful" woman. What do you all think? Did the method work? Has we found the most beautiful woman in Italy? Posted Mar 18 2008, 10:00 AM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: japan cannot be stopped, hot women, italians do it better

• NSFW Video of the Day: "Japanese girls f*cked while playing Wii"

  We don't normally link directly to a porn site, but holy smoke, we just had to share this with you. Read More... Posted Mar 04 2008, 04:48 PM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: japan cannot be stopped, video games, Wii, censorship, Japanese girls fucked while playing Wii, Nintendo Wii, jporn, fetishes

• The Country of Japan, Now Officially Just a Cartoon

  We’re not going to say much about this. We’re just going to give you the link and let you read the article yourself. And the article isn’t from some whack publication we found linked on Digg, it’s from the New York Effing Times. Ready? Here goes: In order to avoid crime, people in Japan are wearing these outfits. That just happened. (Thank to Lisa for the link.) Posted Oct 22 2007, 12:00 PM by sarahhepola with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: new york times, japanophiles, japan cannot be stopped