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• Do These Jeans Make My Head Look Big?

  If they got us laid, they probably do. But they didn't. And all we can tell you about lately are the clothes that didn't get us laid—which are pretty much all the clothes in our closet... and our dresser... and that plastic bin under the bed... and the clothes waiting to be picked up at the laundromat. Read More... Posted Sep 04 2008, 03:03 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: sex, getting laid, jeans, laid, cothes

• We Wouldn't Be Caught Dead in the Bikini Jeans

  Ok, well maybe dead, only because if anyone ever sees us wearing these, we want you to knock us off, immediately. [via Fleshbot]  Posted Apr 30 2008, 10:11 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: fashion, jeans, bikini jeans, bad, clothes

• Have You Ever Wondered What Chuck Norris "Action Jeans" Look Like On Chuck Norris?

  Do you even know what "Action Jeans" are? Read More... Posted Mar 21 2008, 10:02 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: advertisements, chuck norris, jeans, action jeans, chuck norris action jeans

• Women in Jeans Can't Be Raped, But the Italian Supreme Court Can Be Total C*cksucker Douchebags

  Whether there's room for Ginuwine in your jeans or not, sex while you're wearing them has to be consensual. At least that's what we gather from the Italian Supreme Court's decision to overturn a rape conviction because "the supposed victim must have agreed to sex because her jeans could not have been removed without her consent." Seriously? "She was wearing jeans" is not a legal defense! What the fuck is going on in the world? We're about to put on our Calvins and kick some Italian Supreme Court justices where they zip up. Previously: Italian Dude Fined For Grabbing Crotch; Salon Gives the Background Previously: Nothing Says "Ti Amo" Like A BJ From a Minor in a Car Posted Mar 10 2008, 02:25 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: stupidity, italians, italians do it creepier, jeans