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• Sloppy Seconds: Blake-Fielder Civil Escapes (More) Prison (Time)

  Patrick Dempsey didn't dig the doc firing on Grey's Anatomy. Perhaps he knows something we don't about ABC's true motives? This guy will either be dead or a legend by 27. Eddie Izzard made the really dumb decision, as he is not a US citizen, to donate to Obama. He made an even dumber one when... Read More... Posted Nov 05 2008, 05:25 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: reality shows, beer, books, amy winehouse, jail, Barack Obama, 50 Cent, drinking, cnn, prison, jesus christ, authors, blake fielder civil, money changes everything, cancer, grey's anatomy, eddie izzard, patrick dempsey, michael crichton

• Porn and Pasties: We Missed Out

  "Porn and Pancakes..." "Porn and Pastries..." and the much-less-appetizing "Porn and Parents" (ouch.) Sounds like the agenda for a totally different kind of "#1 porn site..." Read More... Posted Oct 13 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: religion, porn, internet, jesus christ, seattle, food, Christian, pornography, website of the day, las vegas, internet addiction, religious fanatics

• Video of the Day: Wigging Out Over Jesus

  Forgive us if you've seen this before, but it's only 31 seconds of your life we're asking you to relive if you have. And don't you think watching a woman lose her wig when the spirit moves her is worth half a minute of your God-damned time? Posted Sep 24 2008, 01:52 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: video, video of the day, wigs, hair, christians, church, jesus christ, video of wig, weave, losing your wig, wigs made of real human hair, losing your hair, gospel, wigs for women, synthetic wigs, jesus saves

• Jesus: Out Of My Dreams and Into My Car?

  Earlier this year the South Carolina legislature unanimously decided the state's new license plates would boast a Christian cross and the tagline "I believe." Not only did the governor approve this measure, but the lieutenant governor offered to put up $4,000 of his own money to ensure that South Carolina would be the first state to issue the plates (because we're sure New York, Missouri and California are currently devising ways to beat South Carolina to this).  Read More... Posted Jun 20 2008, 09:44 AM by Emily Farris with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: republicans, christians, cars, driving, jesus christ, South Carolina, license plates

• Scanner Highs And Lows: Privates And Privacy

  This week, we got down with O.P.P. You remember O.P.P.... Read More... Posted Jun 13 2008, 05:51 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sex, television, penis, orgasms, phone sex, angelina joile, jesus christ, old people, scanner nicole, g spot, indecent, sex lives

• Fact: Jesus Had Short Hair

  Contrary to popular misconceptions, Jesus was not a longhair. It is amazing that in our own lifetime we will bear witness to one of the religious world’s greatest debates being put to rest. At long last, the fighting can end!  While others were frittering away their time examining pointless issues like what color Christ was or whether or not gays are people too, Dr. Jack Hyles dropped a bomb on the religious theory scene a few years ago. Although the man is no longer with us, his teachings live on via the Internet.  Read More... Posted Jun 12 2008, 12:08 PM by Steve McKay with | with 59 comment(s) Filed under: religion, fashion, internet, jesus christ, hair style, bible

• We Can Imagine What Pete Doherty Had for His Last Supper

  Babyshambles frontman and professional dandruff flake Pete Doherty commissioned a sculpture of himself on the cross for an upcoming gig. Here he is getting his art on posing for the work.  According to The Sun: Read More... Posted Jun 11 2008, 02:45 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: pete doherty, jesus christ, crucifixion, bad art

• Exclusive: Photos of the Gay Jesus Last Supper Orgy Exhibit

  "Our country can do without scribblers and agitators like Hrdlicka." So says a guestbook entry at Vienna, Austria's Dommuseum, parked next to a church and owned by the city's archdiocese. The uproar? Click through for the evidence... Read More... Posted Apr 08 2008, 10:35 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: sex, catholics, jesus christ, orgies, gay sex, painting, European Union, art smut, food porn, exclusives, austria

• Hunky Jesus 2008: Resurrected for Passion

  Here's video from yesterday's Hunky Jesus competition hosted by San Francisco's Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. Recycling Jesus, Zombie Jesus, and Michangelo's Jesus, to name a few, came out for the title of Hunky Jesus 2008. Competition was stiff and things got pretty hunky, but the Jesuses hung in it to win it. How foxy did Jesus get? Check the photo after the jump: Read More... Posted Mar 24 2008, 02:37 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: jesus christ, hunks, easter, hunky jesus

• Jesus Christ To Endorse Huckabee At 4pm Press Conference

  Mike Huckabee truly believes he's Holier-than-thou. He thinks if he says God the most times per sentence per speech, he'll be nominated for President by the Republican Party. It was scary for a while thinking the Governor of Arkansas could actually win, following his short-lived triumph in this month's Iowa caucus. Think this video is scary? Wait till you see what GodTube is trumpeting as their new favorite video, after the jump.    Read More... Posted Jan 29 2008, 12:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: politics, republicans, GOP, dennis kucinich, mike Huckabee, elections, primary, jesus christ