We
hope to write a memoir someday. You know, when we're old, and we've
done stuff, and voted in every election and birthed children who've
birthed children, and overcome some great adversity or life-threatening
disease. Isn't that what memoirs are supposed to be? So what the fuck
does fifteen-year-old Miley Cyrus have to write about in her upcoming
memoir? And why is she getting paid seven figures to do it?
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