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• What Do We Think About Vanity Fair's Fake Celebrities?

  Who are these nyphms, Vanity Fair, and why should we care about them? Here's the abridged survey... Read More... Posted Jul 09 2008, 09:58 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: Lost, jodie foster, brad pitt, ipod, models, vanity fair, video game, blake lively, gossip girl, big love, americacan idol

• Sloppy Seconds: And Who Do These Glorious Breasts Belong To?

  Yet another reason (beyond Scanner Emily's blind love) that ABC should not have canceled "Men in Trees?" Anne Heche is now too broke to pay child support. [Gabby Babble] Jodie Foster and her undercover lover of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, have split. We wonder if the trouble began before or after Foster thanked Bernard publicly. [Defamer]  Enough with the stupid celebrity couple names already! Johnifer? Really? [Us] Read More... Posted May 15 2008, 05:41 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: angelina jolie, sloppy seconds, john mayer, jodie foster, Paris, mischa barton, boob envy, breasts, jack black, anne heche, jennifer aniston, calories

• Jodie Foster: Out, Out, Out

  It's about as shocking as Lance Bass' coming out, but we're happy for Jodie Foster. After 14 years of keeping her relationship with lover Cydney Bernard behind closed doors, she's finally gone public: Accepting a leadership gong at the Beverly Hills Hotel, Jodie Foster praised her film producer love Cydney Bernard "who sticks with me through all the rotten and the bliss". Describing her as "my beautiful Cydney", the double Oscar winner paid tribute to the woman who has been her partner for the last 14 years. This Cydney must be a nice lady, because if we were Jodie Foster's undercover lover and had to miss 14 years of premieres and free shit to stay home and take care of kids that weren't ours biologically, we'd be so out the door by now.  [Via Hello!]  Posted Dec 12 2007, 04:44 PM by Emily Farris with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: lance bass, jodie foster, cydney bernard, lesbians

• On the Topic of Lesbian Hair

  We at Scanner have been known to sport a DHC from time to time. (OK, obviously "we" means "Nicole," although Bryan does have a kind of "Natalie Portman three months after filming V for Vendetta" sort of thing going on, but we don't want to start any rumors.) We pretend to think there's something wrong with having lesbian hair, but secretly, deep in our heart of hearts, we love it. We've befriended girls just to get hair appointments, and when we're in the chair it's "how about take just a little more off the sides" "OK, now leave the bangs long." So, it was a happy occasion indeed when AfterEllen declared that lesbian hair has made a comeback. We'll let you guess which of these photos we're bringing to our hairdresser. Hint: Not Jodie Foster's, try as she might, that has never been anything but high school gym teacher hair.  Posted Nov 29 2007, 12:38 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: lesbian, lesbian hair, jodie foster