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• PapSmeared: Seal Shows Us All a Little Love

  And then he shows his wife some love... Read More... Posted Feb 02 2009, 12:24 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: heidi klum, seal, pictures, john McCain, joe the plumber, papsmeared, ass crack, plumbers butt, seal and heidi klum kissing, pictures of seal, seal's butt crack, seal's ass crack, but crack, plumbers ass, pictures of seal's butt

• Joe the Plumber: McCain Made Me Feel "Dirty"

  Joe "the Plumber" Wurzelbacher, not be confused with Sloth from Goonies, spoke out in a radio interview with giant toddler, Glenn Beck, about being "appalled" at what went on inside McCain's bus.   Read More... Posted Dec 10 2008, 11:13 AM by Scanner Matt with | with no comments Filed under: politics, Barack Obama, GOP, john McCain, sarah palin naked, joe the plumber, nailin paylin, nailin palin, straight talk express, sarah palinin, sloth goonies, goonies sequel, sarah palin hustler, 2008 presidential campaign, sara palin porno, gleen beck fox, glenn beck cnn, glenn beck joe plumber interview

• Scanner Highs and Lows: So Long, Good Luck, and Pass the Turkey

  This week, we said goodbye to Scanner Nicole... and a few turkeys, most of which were killed by Sarah Palin's henchmen. Read More... Posted Nov 28 2008, 02:22 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: porn star, thanksgiving, mustache, vigilantes, sex, elton john, sweden, celebrities, maggie gyllenhaal, perverts, thanks for the mammaries, nude photos, scanner highs and lows, kim catrall, jake gyllenhaal, san francisco, scanner nicole, Chipotle, photographers, turkey, naked woman, joe the plumber, hendrick's gin, dexter

• Sloppy Seconds: Joe The Plumber's New Homeland Security Gig

  We can't think of anything more unAmurrrican than George W. Bush pardoning an eagle killer. Okay, we can, but still... [Gawker] Hugh Jackman's wife was totally cool with him kissing Nicole Kidman. [Us] Who was totally not cool on David Letterman last night. [Jezebel] Read More... Posted Nov 25 2008, 05:52 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: sloppy seconds, drugs, kissing, amy winehouse, sexiest man alive, advertisements, Barack Obama, television, commercials, david letterman, talk shows, the olsen twins, nicole kidman, National Security, australia, john McCain, rehab, hospital, hugh jackman, the iraq war, meth, joe biden, baby daddy, full house, W, sarah palin, the real world, joe the plumber, unpatriotic, converter boxes, pardons, presidential election 2008, cody herpin, dtv transition, jodie sweetin, eagles, stephanie from full house, public safety, the war in iraq, people 2008, medication, digital tv transition, george bush pardons eagle killer, bob sagett, digital tv, president of the united states, candace cameron, Samuel Wurzelbacher, stephanie tanner, late night talk shows, george w. bush, election 08, unamerican

• While You Were Sleeping: Who The Hell Is Gerald Butler?

  How did a traffic cop know to arrest a random guy who was driving by him? Because the guy was driving the cop's truck. In election news: Obama delivered his 30 minute ad to the nation. McCain, meanwhile, is resorting to attacking Obama via robocalls-- in Arizona. Do you think this time they'll get it right in the Phil Spector trial? Read More... Posted Oct 30 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, advertisements, Barack Obama, thievery, john McCain, celebrities, country music, arrest, Guy Ritchie, the beatles, sacha baron cohen, actors, rock band, sherlock holmes, joe the plumber, robert downey jr, noel gallagher

• Weekend Update Debate Has Less Economic Policy and More Unicorns

  In this SNL Weekend Update Thursday debate video we learn that Obama might be uncircumcised, and that Joe the Plumber lives in a box under John McCain's bed. Along with his invisible friend Simon the Senator, who is also a unicorn.  Trust us, it's adorable and so, so weird.   Read More... Posted Oct 17 2008, 03:15 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: obama, mccain, debate, Weekend Update, joe the plumber, saturday night life, weekend update thursday

• While You Were Sleeping: Sasha Grey's Shot At The Mainstream

  We somehow missed this during the debate the other night... but that's a real honest-to-God photo.  It took a man 4 hours and 39 minutes to eat a burger (it must've been from Wendy's)... because it was 7 kilograms. Britney's week of greatness has ended... Read More... Posted Oct 17 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: movies, porn star, britney spears, david letterman, john McCain, court, sasha grey, joe the plumber, burger

• Exposed: Joe the Plumber (Don't Worry, No Butt Crack Shots)

  This is our last post about Joe the Plumber (for the foreseeable future), we promise. However, some interesting information about who this guy really is has come to light. Full revelations below... but for starters, everyone out there who suspected he was a fraud and that Joe the Plumber is actually Joe the Not A Plumber? Collect your prize... Read More... Posted Oct 16 2008, 03:59 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: politics, Barack Obama, john McCain, debate, democrat, taxes, joe the plumber, republican idiots, union

• Debate #4: McCain Blinks, Misses His Chance

  Boy, this John McCain guy is pretty repetitive, huh? If McCain's not saying "my friends" every other sentence, now he's referencing a guy named "Joe the Plumber" so many times that everyone ends up just laughing over the rest of his answers.  Meanwhile, thank God Bob Schieffer at least had some decent questions (bringing up Roe v. Wade and thankfully not just asking the candidates to state their opinions about the decision.) All that matters is what the public thought-- and they thought Obama won by another 20+-point margin. Bye bye, Johnny, bye bye... 1) Here's the Joe the Plumber video you've been dying to see... Read More... Posted Oct 16 2008, 09:49 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: new york, osama bin laden, Barack Obama, john McCain, voting, virginia, ohio, publicity stunts, iraq war, roe v wade, joe the plumber