
If you were too busy stuffing your face with chocolate covered cherries and
pink champagne this Valentine's Day, you may have missed the well-timed news
item about Leah the face-to-face fucking gorilla. (OK. Fine. Scanner Nicole
missed the face-to-face fucking gorilla because of chocolate cherries and pink
champagne. Sue her!)
Looks like animals normally get busy back-to-back, or
front-to-back, or sideways, or something. Anyway, Leah, it seems, has sex in
the good old-fashioned Kshudgaga Position. Very vanilla. Your Sophomore-year health teacher
would approve.