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• Police: Woman Swapped Sex For Gas

  It was bound to happen sooner or later. In Fort Wright, KY, where the average gas price is about $4.19, a man and a woman have been busted by the local authorities for engaging in an unlawful exchange of sex for gasoline... Read More... Posted Jul 02 2008, 11:37 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: prostitution, police, arrest, sex for money, kentucky, gas money, prostitute, sex for gas

• Libertarian Dude, Star of "Predator" and Porn, Is Running For Senate

  Sonny Landham, most famous for getting the crap torn out of him by the title character in "Predator," and ex-porn star, is running on the Libertarian line in Kentucky against Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.   Now 67 and living in northeastern Kentucky, the man who played Billy Bear in "48 Hours" and was killed by an alien in "Predator" admits his action-movie days are behind him. "I think I'm having wild action when I take two aspirin with my hot chocolate at night," he quipped. Read More... Posted Jun 26 2008, 04:01 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: porn star, politics, Republican, movie, campaigns, kentucky, libertarians, democrat, porno

• Caption This: Hillary And The Chain-Link Fence

  Todd Heisler took this photo of Hillary Clinton in Bowling Green, Kentucky yesterday as she greeted supporters in a state where she is way ahead. However, he neglected to note the comic possibilities of his framing... which is where we come in...  Posted May 19 2008, 04:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: new york times, hillary clinton, photo of the day, caption this, kentucky

• Obama Draws 75,000 In Oregon By Advertising Hannah Montana Concert

  Utilizing the latest in CGI technology, Barack Obama's campaign filled in a picture of a small gathering of his interns in an Oregon field with approximately 74,996 "voters," who are "energized like never before" by his candidacy... Read More... Posted May 19 2008, 01:50 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: new york times, hillary clinton, computers, Barack Obama, fake, democratic primary, kentucky, oregon

• Penis Straws: Fun For the Whole Family?

  A mother in Kentucky bought a package of "fun straws" for her three-year-old daughter at her local Wal-mart. But when she got home, she found that some of the straws were shaped like hearts, some were just plain squiggly, and one could have passed as a rocket ship, had Andrea Bailey not known any better. "There are two of them that are shaped like the male private area." Read More... Posted Mar 18 2008, 01:52 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: kids, penis, walmart, euphemism, local news, penis straws, kentucky